I think my girlfriend might propose tonight...

[darmstadt]

We have been together 2 years (although I have known her for 10). I have had relationships in the past that have lasted longer than this, and then gone sour, so that's my primary reason that it's too early yet. I guess 3 years would be more comfortable for me.

Blimey, 2 years, is that all? Me and the other half have been together for 18 years now and still trying to work out how to get hitched. We've both asked each other but not got around to doing the dreaded deed yet although this year is looking better (at least I'm making an effort to get my birth certificate.)

[Platypus]

Blimey, 2 years, is that all? Me and the other half have been together for 18 years now and still trying to work out how to get hitched. We've both asked each other but not got around to doing the dreaded deed yet although this year is looking better (at least I'm making an effort to get my birth certificate.)

After 18 years, why bother?

[Diver]

Tell her you have joined fathers for justice to get in touch with your inner feelings on fatherhood.

Tell her you are not quite sure about your sexuality, and you need time to be sure, that you don't want to rush into a marriage with what may be the wrong gender.

That'll stop her in her tracks

[Platypus]

That'll stop her in her tracks

Especially if you add that "Darren" was quite understanding when you turned down his proposal of a civil partnership

[Diver]

Especially if you add that "Darren" was quite understanding when you turned down his proposal of a civil partnership

Nigel or Dominic should work as well

[scooterscot]

Very dangerous... as you as there's a ring on her finger she'll be nagging and nagging for a wedding. After all, she'll say, if you plan to marry, why put it off?

Big Mistake!

bottom line, if the shoe fits wear it...

[darmstadt]

After 18 years, why bother?

Married persons tax allowance. Here in Germany I'm on tax class 1 which is mighty steep and my accountant suggests marriage as a very fine way of keeping more back from the tax man

[Xenophon]

Married persons tax allowance. Here in Germany I'm on tax class 1 which is mighty steep and my accountant suggests marriage as a very fine way of keeping more back from the tax man

How romantic.

[oracleslave]

Nigel or Dominic should work as well

I'm Larry. This is my brother Darryl. This is my other brother Darryl.

George Utley: Hi, I'm George. This is Larry's brother Darryl, and this is Larry's other brother Darryl.

George Utley: Dick, I cleared out that obstruction in the chimney.
Dick Loudon: Thanks George. What was it?
George Utley: I don't know but when I woke it up, it ran away.

[El_Diablo]

Tell her you are not quite sure about your sexuality, and you need time to be sure, that you don't want to rush into a marriage with what may be the wrong gender.

That'll stop her in her tracks