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Originally posted by tay View PostI am a hintman
I work with computers, but computers dont work with me. I work my own hours, but dont work any hours. I set deadlines, but dont know how to set deadlines. I am reposnsible for project delivery, but take no responsibilty for project delivery.
What am I?
A choker with webbed feet?Hard Brexit now!
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Originally posted by tay View PostI am a hintman
I work with computers, but computers dont work with me. I work my own hours, but dont work any hours. I set deadlines, but dont know how to set deadlines. I am reposnsible for project delivery, but take no responsibilty for project delivery.
What am I?Comment
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Originally posted by miffy View PostOk, so who is Katie really...? Sas is that you?Hard Brexit now!
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Originally posted by Katie View PostNo I am a she, most definately!
Be careful, I haven't seen it for a while but someone is bound to ask to see your norks.It's Deja-vu all over again!Comment
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Originally posted by chicane View PostExcept that "she" is probably a "he" like most of the other CUK "women"...Comment
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Originally posted by Katie View PostNo Me and Sas are not the same!
Spartacus will be along shortly, no doubt ...Hard Brexit now!
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Originally posted by KathyWoolfe View PostBe careful, I haven't seen it for a while but someone is bound to ask to see your norks.Comment
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Originally posted by oracleslave View PostProject Manager?Comment
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