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    #21
    I prefer the audi RS8 myself. But either way i'm not sure I would admit to a car enabling me to "pull" someone... Are you not able to do that without the aid of a piece of metal?

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      #22
      Originally posted by Bagpuss View Post
      Yes a few have mistaken his for theirs in the supermarket car park.
      You laugh now , but I will beat Bum's record.

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        #23
        Originally posted by 2uk View Post
        No. I repel women. I am working hard on changing that.
        You need to stop using that HORN aftershave.

        For those that don't remember, Neil Morrisey used it in Men Behaving Badly.
        Eat Right, Exercise, Die Anyway.

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          #24
          Originally posted by Katie View Post
          I prefer the audi RS8 myself. But either way i'm not sure I would admit to a car enabling me to "pull" someone... Are you not able to do that without the aid of a piece of metal?
          I am , but what self-respecting underwear-model would go out with someone not having at least A3 ? . Bum' made the point.

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            #25
            Originally posted by Katie View Post
            I prefer the audi RS8 myself. But either way i'm not sure I would admit to a car enabling me to "pull" someone... Are you not able to do that without the aid of a piece of metal?
            I am afraid so. And I think he also needs that swedish pen1s enlarger to achieve a normal erection.
            I've seen much of the rest of the world. It is brutal and cruel and dark, Rome is the light.

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              #26
              Originally posted by 2uk View Post
              I am , but what self-respecting underwear-model would go out with someone not having at least A3 ? . Bum' made the point.
              a convertible S4
              Eat Right, Exercise, Die Anyway.

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                #27
                Originally posted by Francko View Post
                I am afraid so. And I think he also needs that swedish pen1s enlarger to achieve a normal erection.


                Every time I think of those things I just remember that scene from the Austin Powers film...

                One pen1s enlarger...

                ...that's not mine!

                One credit card receipt for pen1s enlarger in the name of Austin Powers.
                Eat Right, Exercise, Die Anyway.

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                  #28
                  Originally posted by 2uk View Post
                  I am , but what self-respecting underwear-model would go out with someone not having at least A3 ? . Bum' made the point.
                  Nobody is impressed by a run of the mill hatchback or a boxy saloon car, despite the engine. These cars are common and dull.

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                    #29
                    My post wasn't directly aimed at anyone! It was just a passing thought! I just think it is a shame that you feel the need to try to impress everyone with what people drive! Does it matter what car a girl drives or are there certain ones that woudl impress you more than others?

                    And a self respecting underwear model!

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                      #30
                      Originally posted by miffy View Post


                      Every time I think of those things I just remember that scene from the Austin Powers film...

                      One pen1s enlarger...

                      ...that's not mine!

                      One credit card receipt for pen1s enlarger in the name of Austin Powers.
                      ...one warranty card for pen1s enlarger under the name of Austin Powers
                      I've seen much of the rest of the world. It is brutal and cruel and dark, Rome is the light.

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