Sick

[daviejones]

Audi A3 all the way, since Ive had mine Ive pulled a super model, an underwear model, a lap dancer, a former Mrs UK and even women have paid to sleep with me just because I have an A3.

So, do you go round with a badge that says "I have an A3, please sleep with me?"

 

[oracleslave]

Audi A3 all the way, since Ive had mine Ive pulled a super model, an underwear model, a lap dancer, a former Mrs UK and even women have paid to sleep with me.

You are Craig Colclough and I claim my 5 free nights in prison!

 

[rootsnall]

Audi A3 all the way, since Ive had mine Ive pulled a super model, an underwear model, a lap dancer, a former Mrs UK and even women have paid to sleep with me just because I have an A3.

Since I bought my Mondeo my wife has slept with me atleast three times. Also some bird in the payroll office spoke to me a couple of times.

 

[oracleslave]

Since I bought my Mondeo my wife has slept with me atleast three times. Also some bird in the payroll office spoke to me a couple of times.

It must be the mondeo then as that payroll bird is a right minger

 

[KathyWoolfe]

It must be the mondeo then as that payroll bird is a right minger

I like Mondeos

 

[oracleslave]

I like Mondeos

Me too. Reliable and practical so I am told. Never owned one though.

 

[Bumfluff]

You are Craig Colclough and I claim my 5 free nights in prison!

How did you guess by the way Im doing a sponsored walk around the world, backwards in straight jacket, while carrying 2 dwafs, its all for chariety fancy sponsoring me lol

 

[Clippy]

today.

I have whole day to argue how good A3s are.. But I am not going to

So, since you bought your A3, have you had any female action?

 

[Bagpuss]

So, since you bought your A3, have you had any female action?

Yes a few have mistaken his for theirs in the supermarket car park.

 

[2uk]

So, since you bought your A3, have you had any female action?

No. I repel women. I am working hard on changing that. But I mean women. I have never been interested in less than an attractive woman.