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    #11
    Originally posted by Bumfluff View Post
    Audi A3 all the way, since Ive had mine Ive pulled a super model, an underwear model, a lap dancer, a former Mrs UK and even women have paid to sleep with me just because I have an A3.
    So, do you go round with a badge that says "I have an A3, please sleep with me?"
    "If you can read this, thank a teacher....and since it's in English, thank a soldier"

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      #12
      Originally posted by Bumfluff View Post
      Audi A3 all the way, since Ive had mine Ive pulled a super model, an underwear model, a lap dancer, a former Mrs UK and even women have paid to sleep with me.
      You are Craig Colclough and I claim my 5 free nights in prison!

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        #13
        Originally posted by Bumfluff View Post
        Audi A3 all the way, since Ive had mine Ive pulled a super model, an underwear model, a lap dancer, a former Mrs UK and even women have paid to sleep with me just because I have an A3.
        Since I bought my Mondeo my wife has slept with me atleast three times. Also some bird in the payroll office spoke to me a couple of times.

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          #14
          Originally posted by rootsnall View Post
          Since I bought my Mondeo my wife has slept with me atleast three times. Also some bird in the payroll office spoke to me a couple of times.
          It must be the mondeo then as that payroll bird is a right minger

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            #15
            Originally posted by oracleslave View Post
            It must be the mondeo then as that payroll bird is a right minger
            I like Mondeos
            It's Deja-vu all over again!

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              #16
              Originally posted by KathyWoolfe View Post
              I like Mondeos
              Me too. Reliable and practical so I am told. Never owned one though.

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                #17
                Originally posted by oracleslave View Post
                You are Craig Colclough and I claim my 5 free nights in prison!
                How did you guess by the way Im doing a sponsored walk around the world, backwards in straight jacket, while carrying 2 dwafs, its all for chariety fancy sponsoring me lol

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by 2uk View Post
                  today.

                  I have whole day to argue how good A3s are.. But I am not going to
                  So, since you bought your A3, have you had any female action?

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                    #19
                    Originally posted by Clippy View Post
                    So, since you bought your A3, have you had any female action?
                    Yes a few have mistaken his for theirs in the supermarket car park.
                    The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.

                    But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”

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                      #20
                      Originally posted by Clippy View Post
                      So, since you bought your A3, have you had any female action?
                      No. I repel women. I am working hard on changing that. But I mean women. I have never been interested in less than an attractive woman.

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