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So, do you go round with a badge that says "I have an A3, please sleep with me?""If you can read this, thank a teacher....and since it's in English, thank a soldier" -
You are Craig Colclough and I claim my 5 free nights in prison!Originally posted by Bumfluff View PostAudi A3 all the way, since Ive had mine Ive pulled a super model, an underwear model, a lap dancer, a former Mrs UK and even women have paid to sleep with me.Comment
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Since I bought my Mondeo my wife has slept with me atleast three times. Also some bird in the payroll office spoke to me a couple of times.Originally posted by Bumfluff View PostAudi A3 all the way, since Ive had mine Ive pulled a super model, an underwear model, a lap dancer, a former Mrs UK and even women have paid to sleep with me just because I have an A3.Comment
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It must be the mondeo then as that payroll bird is a right mingerOriginally posted by rootsnall View PostSince I bought my Mondeo my wife has slept with me atleast three times. Also some bird in the payroll office spoke to me a couple of times.
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I like MondeosOriginally posted by oracleslave View PostIt must be the mondeo then as that payroll bird is a right minger
It's Deja-vu all over again!
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Me too. Reliable and practical so I am told. Never owned one though.Originally posted by KathyWoolfe View PostI like MondeosComment
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How did you guessOriginally posted by oracleslave View PostYou are Craig Colclough and I claim my 5 free nights in prison!
by the way Im doing a sponsored walk around the world, backwards in straight jacket, while carrying 2 dwafs, its all for chariety fancy sponsoring me lol
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So, since you bought your A3, have you had any female action?Originally posted by 2uk View Post

today.
I have whole day to argue how good A3s are.. But I am not going toComment
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Yes a few have mistaken his for theirs in the supermarket car park.Originally posted by Clippy View PostSo, since you bought your A3, have you had any female action?The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.
But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”Comment
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No. I repel women. I am working hard on changing that. But I mean women. I have never been interested in less than an attractive woman.Originally posted by Clippy View PostSo, since you bought your A3, have you had any female action?Comment
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