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    #31
    It was Gods punishment for minor homosexual transgressions - next time its the BIG one you sinners.

    repent now , while you still have a chimbly







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      #32
      Originally posted by lilelvis2000 View Post
      Felt it here in East Lancs. The entire house was shakeing. I just thought it was a 200mph wind gust! Wife and baby slept through the whole thing.
      That's where my wife was, and it woke her. Children slept through it though.
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        #33
        Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
        It was Gods punishment for minor homosexual transgressions
        I wonder what the punishment is for major homosexual transgressions is?

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          #34
          Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
          I wonder what the punishment is for major homosexual transgressions is?
          is

          HTH

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            #35
            Originally posted by oracleslave View Post
            is

            HTH
            okay okay. it was a

            so what is the answer then? the people of San-Francisco are dying to hear.

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              #36
              Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
              okay okay. it was a

              so what is the answer then? the people of San-Francisco are dying to hear.
              Doomed!

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                #37
                Originally posted by Nicky G View Post
                The first direct effects have already begun in recent years. For anyone who wishes neither to see nor to hear this, and who does not perceive how ridiculous it is still to maintain that all the extraordinary things which have already happened are of everyday occurrence, there is naturally no help. He either wishes to act like an ostrich out of fear, or he is burdened with an extremely limited understanding. Both types must be allowed to go serenely on their way; one can only smile at their easily refutable assertions.
                Nicky G, you're either demented or a comedy genius. Since I don't know you well, I'm prepared to accept that it could be the latter.
                Kneel before Bod

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                  #38
                  Thou unbeliever - repent

                  clearly, a minor earthquake is a suitable punishment for minor gay crimes, like holding hands or tugging in the shower to gay-type fantasies.

                  For the full sodomite stuff a severe earthquake, say ,10 on the richter scale would suffice. I will have to consult my Gideons

                  be warned o sinners






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                    #39
                    Originally posted by Bod View Post
                    Nicky G, you're either demented or a comedy genius. Since I don't know you well, I'm prepared to accept that it could be the latter.
                    Hard Brexit now!
                    #prayfornodeal

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                      #40
                      Originally posted by Bod View Post
                      Nicky G, you're either demented or a comedy genius. Since I don't know you well, I'm prepared to accept that it could be the latter.
                      I afraid you cannot be helped if you refuse to see the obvious.

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