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    #41
    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
    10 on the richter scale
    Rectum Scale
    Kneel before Bod

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      #42
      Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
      I wonder what the punishment is for major homosexual transgressions?
      Sodomy is one thing, but let's hope no one is tempted to commit Gomorrahary ..

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        #43
        Originally posted by Bod View Post
        Rectum Scale
        rectum ? bloomin near killed him








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          #44
          50 miles from the epicentre here - house shook and I woke up - scared the wotnots out of me for a second. First thing I said was "earthquake" as it's the 3rd I've experienced here in the last 20 years

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            #45
            Similar effect in Northampton.

            Originally posted by wxman View Post
            An EarthQuake of all things at 00:58

            It did for me as I sat in front of my PC here in North West Leicestershire. The whole house shook and the noise was quite incredible.

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              #46
              Originally posted by AtW View Post
              What should we do now, go loot shops for canned food?
              Only if you are in Russia.

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                #47
                There was one here in Saarland about a week or so ago. Put a load of miners on short time or the dole queue
                Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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                  #48
                  Nobody down here in Hants felt a thing. But one of my colleagues who lives in Stratford upon Avon got shaken awake

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                    #49
                    Classic quote from an eye witness:

                    "I thought I was having a funny turn and was quite relieved when I found out it was an earthquake".

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                      #50
                      Originally posted by zeitghost
                      Coz there's lots & lots of little faults...
                      sheesh , some people are always finding faults

                      well, I, for one have enough on my plate





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