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There is nothing I can abide less than vanity.Some of the most vane people are also the most ugly. Looks are temporary, when they start to fade their vanity will no longer be tolerated.The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.
But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.” -
Sound like a couple o' skanks that think they are something.
Look nothing special to me.
Surely a one way ticket cannot be a return?Swedberg spent $419.50 on a one-way return ticket and arrived at TIA on Monday.Comment
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Originally posted by Bagpuss View PostThere is nothing I can abide less than vanity.Some of the most vane people are also the most ugly. Looks are temporary, when they start to fade their vanity will no longer be tolerated.
Or if your like me you don't tolerate the vanity in the first place.Comment
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When I was in California that was one of the things I realy didn't like. There were some stunning looking women but that was as far as it went. If you listened you could actually hear the ocean in their ears.Rule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.
I preferred version 1!Comment
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Would be a right tulipter if your dopple ganger was on the plane with you!Originally posted by TazMaN View Post"I mean, nobody else on the plane looked like us except us,”






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Especially if they were your alternate universe anti-matter double.Originally posted by Sockpuppet View PostWould be a right tulipter if your dopple ganger was on the plane with you!
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Originally posted by Bagpuss View PostSome of the most vane people are also the most ugly.
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HTH“The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”Comment
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