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Too Pretty to Fly
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The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.
But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.” -
Sounds more like "too dumb to travel", at least without a grown up!!"If you can read this, thank a teacher....and since it's in English, thank a soldier"Comment
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I know a way they could make a few quid.Rule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.
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Yeah,
Last time I was on a ANZ flight, the guy next to me insisted on taking his shoes off.
I spent all the flight trying not to stare at his hobbit-like feet.
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Originally posted by Pondlife View PostYeah,
Last time I was on a ANZ flight, the guy next to me insisted on taking his shoes off.
I spent all the flight trying not to stare at his hobbit-like feet.
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Originally posted by tay View PostI am on the girls side. All you ugly folk are just jealous of us beautiful people.Comment
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Originally posted by Pondlife View PostYeah,
Last time I was on a ANZ flight, the guy next to me insisted on taking his shoes off.
I spent all the flight trying not to stare at his hobbit-like feet.
it's all the inbreeding...HTH"If you can read this, thank a teacher....and since it's in English, thank a soldier"Comment
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Originally posted by Sockpuppet View PostTay, I bet you visit those elitist dating sites don't you."If you can read this, thank a teacher....and since it's in English, thank a soldier"Comment
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