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Can't help but think of Talk Sport's number 1 agitated DJ and Scum columnist
John Gaunt
We're going to hell in a handcart, this is Great Britain not rubbish Britain
He's too thick to understand what the Great in Great Britain means
The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.
But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”
BTW I've always considered my daily turd to be a small, perfectly-formed miracle.
It's a cut n paste quote, but I'll change it just for you
The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.
But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”
It's a cut n paste quote, but I'll change it just for you
Thank you Puss.
I'm such a sensitive old soul these days.
However, the sentiment is a bit crass, don't you think? Comparing childbirth to crimping one off?
However, I remember from childhood an overheard conversation between two women in a butchers shop, one of whom remarked that the delivery of her latest infant was
'so easy, no gas and air, only took five minutes, just like having a cr@p'.
Needless to say I was emotionally scarred for life.
You've come right out the other side of the forest of irony and ended up in the desert of wrong.
When I was a lad of around 8 or 9, before all that biology stuff became clear, a mate of similar age said he'd been born 'differently' and we both assumed it meant through his mother's backside.
When I was a lad of around 8 or 9, before all that biology stuff became clear, a mate of similar age said he'd been born 'differently' and we both assumed it meant through his mother's backside.
Looking back I think he meant by cesarean.
That's not being born, that is from ones mothers womb being untimely ripped.
When I was a lad of around 8 or 9, before all that biology stuff became clear, a mate of similar age said he'd been born 'differently' and we both assumed it meant through his mother's backside.
Looking back I think he meant by cesarean.
Interesting point, I think the eight year olds have it.
Does anyoneone in the congrgation know of a person who was delivered through the ring-piece ?
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