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    Wanted.....

    Handbasket - colour, shape and features not important though must be large enough to fit the UK in.

    Flame proof a distinct advantage.

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      #3
      Can't help but think of Talk Sport's number 1 agitated DJ and Scum columnist
      John Gaunt

      We're going to hell in a handcart, this is Great Britain not rubbish Britain


      He's too thick to understand what the Great in Great Britain means
      The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.

      But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”

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        #4
        Originally posted by Bagpuss View Post
        Can't help but think of Talk Sport's number 1 agitated DJ and Scum columnist
        John Gaunt

        We're going to hell in a handcart, this is Great Britain not rubbish Britain


        He's too thick to understand what the Great in Great Britain means
        Puss, old chap

        in your sig! THAN not THEN

        BTW I've always considered my daily turd to be a small, perfectly-formed miracle.

        You've come right out the other side of the forest of irony and ended up in the desert of wrong.

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          #5
          Originally posted by bogeyman View Post
          Puss, old chap

          in your sig! THAN not THEN

          BTW I've always considered my daily turd to be a small, perfectly-formed miracle.
          It's a cut n paste quote, but I'll change it just for you
          The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.

          But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”

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            #6
            Originally posted by Bagpuss View Post
            It's a cut n paste quote, but I'll change it just for you
            Thank you Puss.

            I'm such a sensitive old soul these days.

            However, the sentiment is a bit crass, don't you think? Comparing childbirth to crimping one off?

            However, I remember from childhood an overheard conversation between two women in a butchers shop, one of whom remarked that the delivery of her latest infant was

            'so easy, no gas and air, only took five minutes, just like having a cr@p'.

            Needless to say I was emotionally scarred for life.

            You've come right out the other side of the forest of irony and ended up in the desert of wrong.

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              #7
              When I was a lad of around 8 or 9, before all that biology stuff became clear, a mate of similar age said he'd been born 'differently' and we both assumed it meant through his mother's backside.

              Looking back I think he meant by cesarean.
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                #8
                Originally posted by PAH View Post
                When I was a lad of around 8 or 9, before all that biology stuff became clear, a mate of similar age said he'd been born 'differently' and we both assumed it meant through his mother's backside.

                Looking back I think he meant by cesarean.
                That's not being born, that is from ones mothers womb being untimely ripped.

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by PAH View Post
                  When I was a lad of around 8 or 9, before all that biology stuff became clear, a mate of similar age said he'd been born 'differently' and we both assumed it meant through his mother's backside.

                  Looking back I think he meant by cesarean.
                  Interesting point, I think the eight year olds have it.
                  Does anyoneone in the congrgation know of a person who was delivered through the ring-piece ?





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                    #10
                    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
                    Does anyoneone in the congrgation know of a person who was delivered through the ring-piece ?
                    Quite a few on here I suspect.

                    You've come right out the other side of the forest of irony and ended up in the desert of wrong.

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