Wanted.....

[Sockpuppet]

Handbasket - colour, shape and features not important though must be large enough to fit the UK in.

Flame proof a distinct advantage.

 

[realityhack]

 

[Bagpuss]

Can't help but think of Talk Sport's number 1 agitated DJ and Scum columnist
John Gaunt

We're going to hell in a handcart, this is Great Britain not rubbish Britain


He's too thick to understand what the Great in Great Britain means

 

[bogeyman]

Can't help but think of Talk Sport's number 1 agitated DJ and Scum columnist
John Gaunt

We're going to hell in a handcart, this is Great Britain not rubbish Britain


He's too thick to understand what the Great in Great Britain means

Puss, old chap

in your sig! THAN not THEN

BTW I've always considered my daily turd to be a small, perfectly-formed miracle.

 

[Bagpuss]

Puss, old chap

in your sig! THAN not THEN

BTW I've always considered my daily turd to be a small, perfectly-formed miracle.

It's a cut n paste quote, but I'll change it just for you

 

[bogeyman]

It's a cut n paste quote, but I'll change it just for you

Thank you Puss.

I'm such a sensitive old soul these days.

However, the sentiment is a bit crass, don't you think? Comparing childbirth to crimping one off?

However, I remember from childhood an overheard conversation between two women in a butchers shop, one of whom remarked that the delivery of her latest infant was

'so easy, no gas and air, only took five minutes, just like having a cr@p'.

Needless to say I was emotionally scarred for life.

 

[PAH]

When I was a lad of around 8 or 9, before all that biology stuff became clear, a mate of similar age said he'd been born 'differently' and we both assumed it meant through his mother's backside.

Looking back I think he meant by cesarean.

 

[threaded]

When I was a lad of around 8 or 9, before all that biology stuff became clear, a mate of similar age said he'd been born 'differently' and we both assumed it meant through his mother's backside.

Looking back I think he meant by cesarean.

That's not being born, that is from ones mothers womb being untimely ripped.

threaded in "the scottish play" mode

 

[EternalOptimist]

When I was a lad of around 8 or 9, before all that biology stuff became clear, a mate of similar age said he'd been born 'differently' and we both assumed it meant through his mother's backside.

Looking back I think he meant by cesarean.

Interesting point, I think the eight year olds have it.
Does anyoneone in the congrgation know of a person who was delivered through the ring-piece ?

 

[bogeyman]

Does anyoneone in the congrgation know of a person who was delivered through the ring-piece ?

Quite a few on here I suspect.