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  • bogeyman
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    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
    Does anyoneone in the congrgation know of a person who was delivered through the ring-piece ?
    Quite a few on here I suspect.

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  • EternalOptimist
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    Originally posted by PAH View Post
    When I was a lad of around 8 or 9, before all that biology stuff became clear, a mate of similar age said he'd been born 'differently' and we both assumed it meant through his mother's backside.

    Looking back I think he meant by cesarean.
    Interesting point, I think the eight year olds have it.
    Does anyoneone in the congrgation know of a person who was delivered through the ring-piece ?





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  • threaded
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    Originally posted by PAH View Post
    When I was a lad of around 8 or 9, before all that biology stuff became clear, a mate of similar age said he'd been born 'differently' and we both assumed it meant through his mother's backside.

    Looking back I think he meant by cesarean.
    That's not being born, that is from ones mothers womb being untimely ripped.

    threaded in "the scottish play" mode

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  • PAH
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    When I was a lad of around 8 or 9, before all that biology stuff became clear, a mate of similar age said he'd been born 'differently' and we both assumed it meant through his mother's backside.

    Looking back I think he meant by cesarean.

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  • bogeyman
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    Originally posted by Bagpuss View Post
    It's a cut n paste quote, but I'll change it just for you
    Thank you Puss.

    I'm such a sensitive old soul these days.

    However, the sentiment is a bit crass, don't you think? Comparing childbirth to crimping one off?

    However, I remember from childhood an overheard conversation between two women in a butchers shop, one of whom remarked that the delivery of her latest infant was

    'so easy, no gas and air, only took five minutes, just like having a cr@p'.

    Needless to say I was emotionally scarred for life.

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  • Bagpuss
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    Originally posted by bogeyman View Post
    Puss, old chap

    in your sig! THAN not THEN

    BTW I've always considered my daily turd to be a small, perfectly-formed miracle.
    It's a cut n paste quote, but I'll change it just for you

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  • bogeyman
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    Originally posted by Bagpuss View Post
    Can't help but think of Talk Sport's number 1 agitated DJ and Scum columnist
    John Gaunt

    We're going to hell in a handcart, this is Great Britain not rubbish Britain


    He's too thick to understand what the Great in Great Britain means
    Puss, old chap

    in your sig! THAN not THEN

    BTW I've always considered my daily turd to be a small, perfectly-formed miracle.

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  • Bagpuss
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    Can't help but think of Talk Sport's number 1 agitated DJ and Scum columnist
    John Gaunt

    We're going to hell in a handcart, this is Great Britain not rubbish Britain


    He's too thick to understand what the Great in Great Britain means

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  • realityhack
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  • Sockpuppet
    started a topic Wanted.....

    Wanted.....

    Handbasket - colour, shape and features not important though must be large enough to fit the UK in.

    Flame proof a distinct advantage.

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