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Originally posted by PAH View PostWhen I was a lad of around 8 or 9, before all that biology stuff became clear, a mate of similar age said he'd been born 'differently' and we both assumed it meant through his mother's backside.
Looking back I think he meant by cesarean.
Does anyoneone in the congrgation know of a person who was delivered through the ring-piece ?
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Originally posted by PAH View PostWhen I was a lad of around 8 or 9, before all that biology stuff became clear, a mate of similar age said he'd been born 'differently' and we both assumed it meant through his mother's backside.
Looking back I think he meant by cesarean.
threaded in "the scottish play" mode
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When I was a lad of around 8 or 9, before all that biology stuff became clear, a mate of similar age said he'd been born 'differently' and we both assumed it meant through his mother's backside.
Looking back I think he meant by cesarean.
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Originally posted by Bagpuss View PostIt's a cut n paste quote, but I'll change it just for you
I'm such a sensitive old soul these days.
However, the sentiment is a bit crass, don't you think? Comparing childbirth to crimping one off?
However, I remember from childhood an overheard conversation between two women in a butchers shop, one of whom remarked that the delivery of her latest infant was
'so easy, no gas and air, only took five minutes, just like having a cr@p'.
Needless to say I was emotionally scarred for life.
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Originally posted by Bagpuss View PostCan't help but think of Talk Sport's number 1 agitated DJ and Scum columnist
John Gaunt
We're going to hell in a handcart, this is Great Britain not rubbish Britain
He's too thick to understand what the Great in Great Britain means
in your sig! THAN not THEN
BTW I've always considered my daily turd to be a small, perfectly-formed miracle.
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Can't help but think of Talk Sport's number 1 agitated DJ and Scum columnist
John Gaunt
We're going to hell in a handcart, this is Great Britain not rubbish Britain
He's too thick to understand what the Great in Great Britain means
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