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[Churchill]

I want to meet the twat who dreamed up "Tax doesn't need to be taxing"!

Churchill - In "Stabbity stab stab stab tax this you bastard stab" mode!

[PAH]

just out of interest, where does the oft used "it's only fair" quote originate from?
Is it a reference to some HMRC report or something. It's a very popular catchphrase!

Probably from some Labour conference where they love their tag lines. Maybe something like "For a fairer Britain".

Which should be taken in the same way as:

"Tough on crime, tough on the causes of crime"

"The end of boom and bust"

[PAH]

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The positive side to cataracts.

[Churchill]

How about "you will you will you will you will you will you will you will you will you will you will you will you will you will you will you will you will you will you will you will you will you will you will you will you will you will you will you will you will you will you will you will you will you will you will you will you will you will you will you will you will you will you will you will you will you will you will you will you will you will you will you will you will you will you will you will you will you will you will you will you will you will you will you will you will you will you will you will you will you will you will you will you will you will you will you will you will you will you will you will you will you will you will you will you will you will you will you will you will you will you will you will you will you will you will you will you will you will you will you will you will you will you will you will you will you will you will you will you will you will you will you will you will you will you will you will you will you will you will you will you will you will you will you will you will you will you will you will you will you will you will you will you will you will you will you will you will you will you will you will you will you will you will you will you will you will you will you will you will you will you will you will you will you will you will you will you will you will you will you will you will!"

Now that was annoying!

[BA to the Stars]

HMRC - Providing a job to the unemployable

[Pinto]

HMRC - Your pain is our gain.

[TheFaQQer]

Probably from some Labour conference where they love their tag lines. Maybe something like "For a fairer Britain".

Which should be taken in the same way as:

"Tough on crime, tough on the causes of crime"

"The end of boom and bust"

It's commonly trotted out - read the consultation paper on the Family Business Tax and it says that it's not fair that family businesses can shift income to reduce tax.

Look at the announcements about changes to CGT, and it's to make the tax system fair.

Look at IR35, and the original announcement was to make the system fair.

Unfortunately for us, they haven't twigged that life ain't fair.

[vetran]

HMRC - We make vampires look nice.

HMRC - We'll take the shirt off your back.

HMRC - Have Money Ready Customers!

HMRC - Stand and Deliver

HMRC - We take your pot to piss in.

HMRC - Cash from you = Nikes for chavs.

[Diver]

HMRC - Gotcha Sucker

[HYpno27]

HMRC - More for us less for you

HMRC - Mwah ha ha - today your income tomorrow your soul

HMRC - Because we feel we can mispend your money better than you can

HMRC - Even dead you don't get away