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Previously on "HMRC Slogan"
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H - Her
M - Majesty's
R - Ready
C - Cash
HMRC Please do not ask for credit, as a refusal often offends
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Shouldn't that be "You look after your pennies, We'll look after your pounds".Originally posted by Denny View PostIf you look after your pennies, the pounds will look after themselves....... very briefly.
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Taxidermy stuffs the animals, taxation stuffs the entrepreneur.
Lightening the load in your wallet.
If you look after your pennies, the pounds will look after themselves....... very briefly.
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HMRC
We play by the rules - or just make them up as we go along
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HMRC - More for us less for you
HMRC - Mwah ha ha - today your income tomorrow your soul
HMRC - Because we feel we can mispend your money better than you can
HMRC - Even dead you don't get away
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HMRC - We make vampires look nice.
HMRC - We'll take the shirt off your back.
HMRC - Have Money Ready Customers!
HMRC - Stand and Deliver
HMRC - We take your pot to piss in.
HMRC - Cash from you = Nikes for chavs.
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It's commonly trotted out - read the consultation paper on the Family Business Tax and it says that it's not fair that family businesses can shift income to reduce tax.Originally posted by PAH View PostProbably from some Labour conference where they love their tag lines. Maybe something like "For a fairer Britain".
Which should be taken in the same way as:
"Tough on crime, tough on the causes of crime"
"The end of boom and bust"
Look at the announcements about changes to CGT, and it's to make the tax system fair.
Look at IR35, and the original announcement was to make the system fair.
Unfortunately for us, they haven't twigged that life ain't fair.
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