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    #21
    Originally posted by TonyEnglish View Post
    because you'll only spend it

    HMRC - leaving you a pot to pi55 in.

    Have My Ready Cash
    TonyEnglish where did you get that avator from, when I searched I couldnt find this with a norks out, good find, Im off to the loo.

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      #22
      I have got many worse than that which I have not drawn yet.
      Rule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.

      I preferred version 1!

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        #23
        Originally posted by TonyEnglish View Post
        I have got many worse than that which I have not drawn yet.
        Even better Twin Liz Hurleys.

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          #24
          Originally posted by Bumfluff View Post
          TonyEnglish where did you get that avator from, when I searched I couldnt find this with a norks out, good find, Im off to the loo.
          News Update

          Bumfluff masturbates to worst Photoshop job ever

          You've come right out the other side of the forest of irony and ended up in the desert of wrong.

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            #25
            Did anybody do "all your money am belong to us" yet?

            HMRC. In a league of 2.





            For those who cant figure it out: "There are 2 things in this world that are unavoidable, Death and taxes".
            I am not qualified to give the above advice!

            The original point and click interface by
            Smith and Wesson.

            Step back, have a think and adjust my own own attitude from time to time

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              #26
              HMRC - You think necrophiliacs are bad? You ain't seen nothing yet......

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                #27
                HMRC - when the shirt on your back simply isn't enough
                Rule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.

                I preferred version 1!

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                  #28
                  HMRC, Where everyone is treated as a VIP
                  Confusion is a natural state of being

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                    #29
                    HMRC - Milking you 'till after the day you die!

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                      #30
                      just out of interest, where does the oft used "it's only fair" quote originate from?
                      Is it a reference to some HMRC report or something. It's a very popular catchphrase!

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