What's it all about?

[cailin maith]

Jail Bait Alert!

I actually prefer some grass on the pitch.

For one, I'm not Garry Glitter.

Secondly, the image of poking a supermarket chicken doesn't really get my juices flowing. Maybe it was seeing Animal Farm when I was a lad that put me off linking animals (and eels) with erotica.

Thirdly, the sight of a bit of bush on a woman with curvy hips is one of the best things I've ever seen. E.g. when Alex Kingston strips off in Essex Boys.

Hey - it was an accident involving my mothers poor advice and a very sharp razor of my dads....

[cailin maith]

Pushing it a bit today aren't we?

Maybe it's time for a nice can of sprite.

Do you think he is really duder?

[Pondlife]

Do you think he is really duder?

Nah, probably not. Don't know, don't care TBH.

Maybe if they installed those mosquito thingies near internet cafes and mcdonalds we wouldn't have this problem.

Kids today, eh?

[cailin maith]

Nah, probably not. Don't know, don't care TBH.

Likewise.... don't think I'll be losing much sleep over it

[PAH]

Likewise.... don't think I'll be losing much sleep over it

It's ok, being awake is optional.

[PAH]

Maybe if they installed those mosquito thingies near internet cafes and mcdonalds we wouldn't have this problem.

Maybe if IT was a bit more demanding/engrossing we wouldn't be so bored as to hang-out on here all day every day.

I blame Microsoft for keep making developing software easier so I can now do my work in a fraction of the time. It was much harder when we didn't have intellisense, effective debuggers, cut & paste, and the internet to find solutions to problems within minutes.

[Jog On]

I only have a few months of work left.

What he said

[PAH]

Hey - it was an accident involving my mothers poor advice and a very sharp razor of my dads....

Ouch, sounds painful.

I suppose wearing a 'wig' is out of the question. Would be a tad embarrasing if a guy came up for air with it stuck to the end of his nose. Great mental image though.

[tay]

Can I? You can't be that bad!

She is.

[cailin maith]

She is.

I love you too sweetie