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PAH replied

12 February 2008, 13:33
Originally posted by Archangel View Post

The correct term is a Merkin.

Well, you learn something every day. Then forget it the day after.

So there's really no excuse for bottle blondes not to have matching collars and cuffs then. Maybe they like looking skanky.
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Archangel replied

12 February 2008, 11:55
Originally posted by PAH View Post

Ouch, sounds painful.

I suppose wearing a 'wig' is out of the question. Would be a tad embarrasing if a guy came up for air with it stuck to the end of his nose. Great mental image though.

The correct term is a Merkin.
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cailin maith replied

12 February 2008, 11:22
Originally posted by tay View Post

She is.

I love you too sweetie
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tay replied

12 February 2008, 11:18
Can I? You can't be that bad!

She is.
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PAH replied

12 February 2008, 11:13
Originally posted by cailin maith View Post

Hey - it was an accident involving my mothers poor advice and a very sharp razor of my dads....

Ouch, sounds painful.

I suppose wearing a 'wig' is out of the question. Would be a tad embarrasing if a guy came up for air with it stuck to the end of his nose. Great mental image though.
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Jog On replied

12 February 2008, 11:11
Originally posted by tay View Post

I only have a few months of work left.

What he said
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PAH replied

12 February 2008, 11:09
Originally posted by Pondlife View Post

Maybe if they installed those mosquito thingies near internet cafes and mcdonalds we wouldn't have this problem.

Maybe if IT was a bit more demanding/engrossing we wouldn't be so bored as to hang-out on here all day every day.

I blame Microsoft for keep making developing software easier so I can now do my work in a fraction of the time. It was much harder when we didn't have intellisense, effective debuggers, cut & paste, and the internet to find solutions to problems within minutes.
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PAH replied

12 February 2008, 11:03
Originally posted by cailin maith View Post

Likewise.... don't think I'll be losing much sleep over it

It's ok, being awake is optional.
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cailin maith replied

12 February 2008, 10:57
Originally posted by Pondlife View Post

Nah, probably not. Don't know, don't care TBH.

Likewise.... don't think I'll be losing much sleep over it
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Pondlife replied

12 February 2008, 10:55
Originally posted by cailin maith View Post

Do you think he is really duder?

Nah, probably not. Don't know, don't care TBH.

Maybe if they installed those mosquito thingies near internet cafes and mcdonalds we wouldn't have this problem.

Kids today, eh?
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cailin maith replied

12 February 2008, 10:51
Originally posted by Pondlife View Post

Pushing it a bit today aren't we?

Maybe it's time for a nice can of sprite.

Do you think he is really duder?
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cailin maith replied

12 February 2008, 10:50
Originally posted by PAH View Post

Jail Bait Alert!

I actually prefer some grass on the pitch.

For one, I'm not Garry Glitter.

Secondly, the image of poking a supermarket chicken doesn't really get my juices flowing. Maybe it was seeing Animal Farm when I was a lad that put me off linking animals (and eels) with erotica.

Thirdly, the sight of a bit of bush on a woman with curvy hips is one of the best things I've ever seen. E.g. when Alex Kingston strips off in Essex Boys.

Hey - it was an accident involving my mothers poor advice and a very sharp razor of my dads....
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PAH replied

12 February 2008, 10:50
Originally posted by Pondlife View Post

Pushing it a bit today aren't we?

Maybe it's time for a nice can of sprite.

I'll let the moderators be judge of that. Even if I got banned, on the plus side I might get some work done!

I'm amazed that some companies are banning FaceBook but CUK slips through the net. Maybe it's because the MD's PA isn't lurking on here.
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Pondlife replied

12 February 2008, 10:45
Pushing it a bit today aren't we?

Maybe it's time for a nice can of sprite.
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PAH replied

12 February 2008, 10:42
Originally posted by cailin maith View Post

Oi - I'm not AtW....

Bikini line..... not an issue for me sweetheart, but thats another story....

Jail Bait Alert!

I actually prefer some grass on the pitch.

For one, I'm not Garry Glitter.

Secondly, the image of poking a supermarket chicken doesn't really get my juices flowing. Maybe it was seeing Animal Farm when I was a lad that put me off linking animals (and eels) with erotica.

Thirdly, the sight of a bit of bush on a woman with curvy hips is one of the best things I've ever seen. E.g. when Alex Kingston strips off in Essex Boys.
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