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caught speeding 63mph in 40 :(
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And if you re-read my post I was talking about how somebody could tailgate somebody to get them to speed up and move to a gap quicker. i.e. there is a car on the left but a chunk of clear road in front of it.Rule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.
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Tony, you really should let other road users intimidate you.Originally posted by TonyEnglish View PostAnd if you re-read my post I was talking about how somebody could tailgate somebody to get them to speed up and move to a gap quicker. i.e. there is a car on the left but a chunk of clear road in front of it.
A swift dab of the break pedal usually sorts them out.
Not that I'm advocating such a reckless course of action.
Churchill - In "Roadcraft" mode!Comment
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Your English is coming along nicely, Churchy. In a couple of years time you'll be ready to go sit your Key Stage 2 test.Originally posted by Churchill View Postnow I are one!
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It's meant to be spoken in a west-country accent and said as spelt.Originally posted by Denny View PostYour English is coming along nicely, Churchy. In a couple of years time you'll be ready to go sit your Key Stage 2 test.
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You is not very convincing.Originally posted by Churchill View PostIt's meant to be spoken in a west-country accent and said as spelt.
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I'm in court tomorrow for 37 in a 30. I'll let you know how I get on!What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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You are practically a murderer. I hope they let out a few child molesters to make room for you in prison.Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostI'm in court tomorrow for 37 in a 30. I'll let you know how I get on!
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Sharia court? I'd agree with them giving 10 lashes to MFOriginally posted by MarillionFan View PostI'm in court tomorrow for 37 in a 30. I'll let you know how I get on!
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Right, just preparing my defense. I'm going to go with I'm a famous footballer trying to avoid the paparazzi!
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That's not defence old chap, that's obstruction of justice...Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostRight, just preparing my defense.Comment
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