heh, I can say dick... dick dick dick (Churchill that is)
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Nope, I have a penis. It has a name, the mighty sperminator!Originally posted by SandyDown View PostNo, you got one too churchill, this is why you don't have any dick!!Comment
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Originally posted by Churchill View PostNope, I have a penis. It has a name, the mighty sperminator!
Shame it's in a jar down the local chippy, gerkins I believe they call them. One reason why I'm against neutering animals. Much prefer to look at pickled eggs.Feist - 1234. One camera, one take, no editing. Superb. How they did it
Feist - I Feel It All
Feist - The Bad In Each Other (Later With Jools Holland)Comment
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Good luck SandyDown,
My wife has endometriosis and polycystic ovaries. It's a nightmare all round. She's had a couple of big cysts drained over the years but they just come back again. Invoke your PM insurance (be careful because they'll try to get you on it being a pre-existing condition no doubt) and get yourself down to a decent Gynae for a proper consultation. Could be underlying reasons for the cysts - poor insulin levels etc.
If you're in the South PM me for my wife's gynae if you like.
If it's bad pain then most endo and/or polycystic sufferers know only Voltarol suppositories do the trick.Comment
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bada boom!Originally posted by SandyDown View PostNo, you got one too churchill, this is why you don't have any dick!!
Hard Brexit now!
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sad, very sad.Originally posted by Churchill View PostNope, I have a penis. It has a name, the mighty sperminator!
I declare Sandy the winner. Hope you get better soon SD.Hard Brexit now!
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Hey Mickey, thanks, do you have further info about the insulin thing, actually both times now and the previous times, this happened after a few months of me controlling my insulin level to be low/med. all the time instead of shooting high and going so low after having sugars..Originally posted by MickeyP View PostGood luck SandyDown,
My wife has endometriosis and polycystic ovaries. It's a nightmare all round. She's had a couple of big cysts drained over the years but they just come back again. Invoke your PM insurance (be careful because they'll try to get you on it being a pre-existing condition no doubt) and get yourself down to a decent Gynae for a proper consultation. Could be underlying reasons for the cysts - poor insulin levels etc.
If you're in the South PM me for my wife's gynae if you like.
If it's bad pain then most endo and/or polycystic sufferers know only Voltarol suppositories do the trick.Comment
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Hmmm, call me a suspicious bastard but I find it strange that we only found out about Lucy yesterday and now we've got another attention seeking bint whinging on about her health...Comment
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