Last night's adventure

[SandyDown]

heh, I can say dick... dick dick dick (Churchill that is)

[Churchill]

No, you got one too churchill, this is why you don't have any dick!!

Nope, I have a penis. It has a name, the mighty sperminator!

[PAH]

Nope, I have a penis. It has a name, the mighty sperminator!

Shame it's in a jar down the local chippy, gerkins I believe they call them. One reason why I'm against neutering animals. Much prefer to look at pickled eggs.

[MickeyP]

Good luck SandyDown,

My wife has endometriosis and polycystic ovaries. It's a nightmare all round. She's had a couple of big cysts drained over the years but they just come back again. Invoke your PM insurance (be careful because they'll try to get you on it being a pre-existing condition no doubt) and get yourself down to a decent Gynae for a proper consultation. Could be underlying reasons for the cysts - poor insulin levels etc.

If you're in the South PM me for my wife's gynae if you like.

If it's bad pain then most endo and/or polycystic sufferers know only Voltarol suppositories do the trick.

[sasguru]

No, you got one too churchill, this is why you don't have any dick!!

bada boom!

[sasguru]

Nope, I have a penis. It has a name, the mighty sperminator!

sad, very sad.
I declare Sandy the winner. Hope you get better soon SD.

[TheFaQQer]

Hope everything clears up / you get it sorted soon, Sandy.

[SandyDown]

Good luck SandyDown,

My wife has endometriosis and polycystic ovaries. It's a nightmare all round. She's had a couple of big cysts drained over the years but they just come back again. Invoke your PM insurance (be careful because they'll try to get you on it being a pre-existing condition no doubt) and get yourself down to a decent Gynae for a proper consultation. Could be underlying reasons for the cysts - poor insulin levels etc.

If you're in the South PM me for my wife's gynae if you like.

If it's bad pain then most endo and/or polycystic sufferers know only Voltarol suppositories do the trick.

Hey Mickey, thanks, do you have further info about the insulin thing, actually both times now and the previous times, this happened after a few months of me controlling my insulin level to be low/med. all the time instead of shooting high and going so low after having sugars..

[SandyDown]

thanks all for you kind words, much appreciated.

[Churchill]

Hmmm, call me a suspicious bastard but I find it strange that we only found out about Lucy yesterday and now we've got another attention seeking bint whinging on about her health...