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Rule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.
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I suspect the same lack of tolerance of dissent would apply. Although I would quite like to register as "By the beard of Allah!"Originally posted by NotAllThere View PostWe've attempted fun with fundie christians, how about trying it with some fundie muslims. ( Can't search for a suitable victim, as I'm on client site ).
And the same would happen in racist websites.
What we need is something just to the extreme of middle of the road, like a Daily Mail forum.Hard Brexit now!
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What is needed is somewhere where they really take things seriously - but not to the extent that they would hunt you down, dress you in orange and hack your head off live on the telly - or perhaps I'm just being softRule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.
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CC.NET?Originally posted by sasguru View PostI suspect the same lack of tolerance of dissent would apply. Although I would quite like to register as "By the beard of Allah!"
And the same would happen in racist websites.
What we need is something just to the extreme of middle of the road, like a Daily Mail forum.Comment
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oracleslave, shame you didn't get chance to upload your CUK avatar before you were 'cleansed'Originally posted by oracleslave View PostWhat happened?Kneel before BodComment
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I figured if I did I would get banned before being able to post anything.Originally posted by Bod View Postoracleslave, shame you didn't get chance to upload your CUK avatar before you were 'cleansed'Comment
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Wot, pink underwear is against their religious beliefs?Originally posted by oracleslave View PostI figured if I did I would get banned before being able to post anything.
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