...and back with my flies open. Why didn't anyone tell me?
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I just walked all the way to the baker's to get my lunch...
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Originally posted by Moose423956 View Post...and back with my flies open. Why didn't anyone tell me? -
Originally posted by Moose423956 View Post...and back with my flies open. Why didn't anyone tell me?The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.
But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”Comment
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Originally posted by Moose423956 View Post...and back with my flies open. Why didn't anyone tell me?Comment
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The women probably never noticed. They rarely look above the shoes by all accounts. Thinking of getting some slogans painted on my toe-caps to capture the market.
"10 inches upwards" may be a bit too confusing for the poor dears though.
Hell, I may have just discovered a plan B! Start with dodgy slogans aimed at women (as I can be confident no men will ever notice them*), then expand into advertising. Could have more penetration than google with the female audience.
* which makes womens obsession with shoes all the more unfathomable.Feist - 1234. One camera, one take, no editing. Superb. How they did it
Feist - I Feel It All
Feist - The Bad In Each Other (Later With Jools Holland)Comment
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Originally posted by Moose423956 View Post...and back with my flies open. Why didn't anyone tell me?
You're lucky you didn't get arrested and put on the sex offenders register for abusing food.It's Deja-vu all over again!Comment
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Originally posted by PAH View PostThe women probably never noticed. They rarely look above the shoes by all accounts. Thinking of getting some slogans painted on my toe-caps to capture the market.
"10 inches upwards" may be a bit too confusing for the poor dears though.
Hell, I may have just discovered a plan B! Start with dodgy slogans aimed at women (as I can be confident no men will ever notice them), then expand into advertising. Could have more penetration than google with the female audience.Comment
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Originally posted by oracleslave View PostmajesticseoComment
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Originally posted by AtW View PostActual SKA module will be released early next monthComment
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Originally posted by oracleslave View PostDo you have anyone to release it to? Any paying customers?Comment
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