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Previously on "I just walked all the way to the baker's to get my lunch..."

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  • TheFaQQer
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    Originally posted by OwlHoot View Post
    The wimp - Same thing happened to a kid at my school, and the matron reasssured him she'd be ever so slow and gentle, and he wouldn't feel - YANK!!! Job done!
    We've got a bleeder!!

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  • SandyDown
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    Originally posted by OwlHoot View Post
    The wimp - Same thing happened to a kid at my school, and the matron reasssured him she'd be ever so slow and gentle, and he wouldn't feel - YANK!!! Job done!
    Awful - was it a friend really ?

    This kind of thing should be done under anaesthetic

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  • OwlHoot
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    Originally posted by SandyDown View Post
    Seems this happens quite often, hubby said when he was a trainee, the top surgeon where he worked a few years ago was in a hurry to get some work done and go into the theatre to do his surgeries, he went to the toilet, and he ended trapping his foreskin into the zip of his trousers... so the other Drs ended putting him under anaesthesia and operating on him (removing the zip one bit at the time) ... patients operations got postponed !!
    The wimp - Same thing happened to a kid at my school, and the matron reasssured him she'd be ever so slow and gentle, and he wouldn't feel - YANK!!! Job done!

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  • SandyDown
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    Originally posted by PAH View Post

    Reminds me of the time a guy at college had to call out the firebrigade because he got his foreskin trapped in his bird's braces.
    Seems this happens quite often, hubby said when he was a trainee, the top surgeon where he worked a few years ago was in a hurry to get some work done and go into the theatre to do his surgeries, he went to the toilet, and he ended trapping his foreskin into the zip of his trousers... so the other Drs ended putting him under anaesthesia and operating on him (removing the zip one bit at the time) ... patients operations got postponed !!

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  • TheFaQQer
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    Originally posted by oracleslave View Post
    Urban legend?
    Originally posted by PAH View Post
    Well I didn't witness it personally but it's supposed to have happened in a house across from the college, which is how it couldn't be kept quiet!
    So, "yes" then.

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  • PAH
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    Originally posted by oracleslave View Post
    Urban legend?
    Well I didn't witness it personally but it's supposed to have happened in a house across from the college, which is how it couldn't be kept quiet!

    One day when I'm older and boreder I may scour the old local rags down the library to see if it ever made the news. Would have made for an interesting photo opportunity, though I'm sure I'd have remembered if it made front page.

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  • oracleslave
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    Originally posted by PAH View Post
    Be careful, some of them have teeth. The ones with braces (and I don't mean Bobby Ball) even have their own masochistic client base.

    Reminds me of the time a guy at college had to call out the firebrigade because he got his foreskin trapped in his bird's braces.
    Urban legend?

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  • PAH
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    Originally posted by Churchill View Post
    I've just thought of a plan b!!!

    I'll invent a game called "Hungry Whores"!!!

    Why should hippos have all the fun?

    Be careful, some of them have teeth. The ones with braces (and I don't mean Bobby Ball) even have their own masochistic client base.

    Reminds me of the time a guy at college had to call out the firebrigade because he got his foreskin trapped in his bird's braces.

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  • Churchill
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    I've just thought of a plan b!!!

    I'll invent a game called "Hungry Whores"!!!

    Why should hippos have all the fun?

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  • AtW
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    Originally posted by Bagpuss View Post
    Hopefully you considered hungry flashers


    high class escorts

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  • Bagpuss
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    Originally posted by AtW View Post
    Actual SKA module will be released early next month
    Hopefully you considered hungry flashers

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  • AtW
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    Originally posted by oracleslave View Post
    Do you have anyone to release it to? Any paying customers?
    Yes, next.

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  • oracleslave
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    Originally posted by AtW View Post
    Actual SKA module will be released early next month
    Do you have anyone to release it to? Any paying customers?

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  • AtW
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    Originally posted by oracleslave View Post
    majesticseo
    Actual SKA module will be released early next month

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  • oracleslave
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    Originally posted by PAH View Post
    The women probably never noticed. They rarely look above the shoes by all accounts. Thinking of getting some slogans painted on my toe-caps to capture the market.

    "10 inches upwards" may be a bit too confusing for the poor dears though.

    Hell, I may have just discovered a plan B! Start with dodgy slogans aimed at women (as I can be confident no men will ever notice them), then expand into advertising. Could have more penetration than google with the female audience.
    majesticseo

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