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I just walked all the way to the baker's to get my lunch...
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Hopefully you considered hungry flashersThe court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.
But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.” -
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I've just thought of a plan b!!!
I'll invent a game called "Hungry Whores"!!!
Why should hippos have all the fun?Comment
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Originally posted by Churchill View PostI've just thought of a plan b!!!
I'll invent a game called "Hungry Whores"!!!
Why should hippos have all the fun?
Be careful, some of them have teeth. The ones with braces (and I don't mean Bobby Ball) even have their own masochistic client base.
Reminds me of the time a guy at college had to call out the firebrigade because he got his foreskin trapped in his bird's braces.
Feist - 1234. One camera, one take, no editing. Superb. How they did it
Feist - I Feel It All
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Urban legend?Originally posted by PAH View PostBe careful, some of them have teeth. The ones with braces (and I don't mean Bobby Ball) even have their own masochistic client base.
Reminds me of the time a guy at college had to call out the firebrigade because he got his foreskin trapped in his bird's braces.
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Well I didn't witness it personally but it's supposed to have happened in a house across from the college, which is how it couldn't be kept quiet!Originally posted by oracleslave View PostUrban legend?
One day when I'm older and boreder I may scour the old local rags down the library to see if it ever made the news. Would have made for an interesting photo opportunity, though I'm sure I'd have remembered if it made front page.Feist - 1234. One camera, one take, no editing. Superb. How they did it
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Seems this happens quite often, hubby said when he was a trainee, the top surgeon where he worked a few years ago was in a hurry to get some work done and go into the theatre to do his surgeries, he went to the toilet, and he ended trapping his foreskin into the zip of his trousers... so the other Drs ended putting him under anaesthesia and operating on him (removing the zip one bit at the time) ... patients operations got postponed !!Originally posted by PAH View Post
Reminds me of the time a guy at college had to call out the firebrigade because he got his foreskin trapped in his bird's braces.
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The wimp - Same thing happened to a kid at my school, and the matron reasssured him she'd be ever so slow and gentle, and he wouldn't feel - YANK!!! Job done!Originally posted by SandyDown View PostSeems this happens quite often, hubby said when he was a trainee, the top surgeon where he worked a few years ago was in a hurry to get some work done and go into the theatre to do his surgeries, he went to the toilet, and he ended trapping his foreskin into the zip of his trousers... so the other Drs ended putting him under anaesthesia and operating on him (removing the zip one bit at the time) ... patients operations got postponed !!Work in the public sector? Read the IR35 FAQ hereComment
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Awful - was it a friend reallyOriginally posted by OwlHoot View PostThe wimp - Same thing happened to a kid at my school, and the matron reasssured him she'd be ever so slow and gentle, and he wouldn't feel - YANK!!! Job done!
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This kind of thing should be done under anaestheticComment
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