Reply to: I just walked all the way to the baker's to get my lunch...

[TheFaQQer]

The wimp - Same thing happened to a kid at my school, and the matron reasssured him she'd be ever so slow and gentle, and he wouldn't feel - YANK!!! Job done!

We've got a bleeder!!

[SandyDown]

The wimp - Same thing happened to a kid at my school, and the matron reasssured him she'd be ever so slow and gentle, and he wouldn't feel - YANK!!! Job done!

Awful - was it a friend really ?

This kind of thing should be done under anaesthetic

[OwlHoot]

Seems this happens quite often, hubby said when he was a trainee, the top surgeon where he worked a few years ago was in a hurry to get some work done and go into the theatre to do his surgeries, he went to the toilet, and he ended trapping his foreskin into the zip of his trousers... so the other Drs ended putting him under anaesthesia and operating on him (removing the zip one bit at the time) ... patients operations got postponed !!

The wimp - Same thing happened to a kid at my school, and the matron reasssured him she'd be ever so slow and gentle, and he wouldn't feel - YANK!!! Job done!

[SandyDown]

Reminds me of the time a guy at college had to call out the firebrigade because he got his foreskin trapped in his bird's braces.

Seems this happens quite often, hubby said when he was a trainee, the top surgeon where he worked a few years ago was in a hurry to get some work done and go into the theatre to do his surgeries, he went to the toilet, and he ended trapping his foreskin into the zip of his trousers... so the other Drs ended putting him under anaesthesia and operating on him (removing the zip one bit at the time) ... patients operations got postponed !!

[TheFaQQer]

Urban legend?

Well I didn't witness it personally but it's supposed to have happened in a house across from the college, which is how it couldn't be kept quiet!

So, "yes" then.

[PAH]

Urban legend?

Well I didn't witness it personally but it's supposed to have happened in a house across from the college, which is how it couldn't be kept quiet!

One day when I'm older and boreder I may scour the old local rags down the library to see if it ever made the news. Would have made for an interesting photo opportunity, though I'm sure I'd have remembered if it made front page.

[oracleslave]

Be careful, some of them have teeth. The ones with braces (and I don't mean Bobby Ball) even have their own masochistic client base.

Reminds me of the time a guy at college had to call out the firebrigade because he got his foreskin trapped in his bird's braces.

Urban legend?

[PAH]

I've just thought of a plan b!!!

I'll invent a game called "Hungry Whores"!!!

Why should hippos have all the fun?

Be careful, some of them have teeth. The ones with braces (and I don't mean Bobby Ball) even have their own masochistic client base.

Reminds me of the time a guy at college had to call out the firebrigade because he got his foreskin trapped in his bird's braces.

[Churchill]

I've just thought of a plan b!!!

I'll invent a game called "Hungry Whores"!!!

Why should hippos have all the fun?

[AtW]

Hopefully you considered hungry flashers

high class escorts

[Bagpuss]

Actual SKA module will be released early next month

Hopefully you considered hungry flashers

[AtW]

Do you have anyone to release it to? Any paying customers?

Yes, next.

[oracleslave]

Actual SKA module will be released early next month

Do you have anyone to release it to? Any paying customers?

[AtW]

majesticseo

Actual SKA module will be released early next month

[oracleslave]

The women probably never noticed. They rarely look above the shoes by all accounts. Thinking of getting some slogans painted on my toe-caps to capture the market.

"10 inches upwards" may be a bit too confusing for the poor dears though.

Hell, I may have just discovered a plan B! Start with dodgy slogans aimed at women (as I can be confident no men will ever notice them), then expand into advertising. Could have more penetration than google with the female audience.

majesticseo