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Sounds like an added bonus to me.

There really isn't a massive difference between the north and south since all the town centres and high streets got over-run with chain stores. Tescos is Tescos wherever it is.

Apart from the slightly worse weather up north it has some plus points:

Greenery if you like walking on it rather than eating it.
Cheaper house prices, though lower wages.
Not as many mockneys and snobby twats giving it the big I am.

Biggest downside to the north:

The majority of the women are munters who like their food too much or are grandmas by 30. All the fit ones relocate near a premiership football stadium or have a real bad attitude to ugly blokes.