Benched

[SandyDown]

Thanks for cheering up, I am Gal / not a boy

Oh dear, by revealing your gender you now have lost any kind of support this forum can offer you ... bad move... make another id and pretend you are a mcho macho man, then all the guys would offer useful advise..

[Bagpuss]

Heh? sunny? where do you live? and can I move in with you pleeeeeeese?

Did I tell you about my friend in Texas who is constantly emailing me complainign about the heat... yesterday she even drove to pick her kids with no shoes.. too hot for shoes.....

I hate her

The sunny north west of england. I ventured down sarf the other day and it was colder! Must be global warming.

[SandyDown]

The sunny north west of england. I ventured down sarf the other day and it was colder! Must be global warming.

naaaaah don't want to move up norf...sarf is the way to go.... wish there were plenty of jobs in Isle of Wight

[newbee]

Oh dear, by revealing your gender you now have lost any kind of support this forum can offer you ... bad move... make another id and pretend you are a mcho macho man, then all the guys would offer useful advise..

Well I thought it was other way round women being offered macho advice and stick in.

So my big lie (of being a gal) went down drains - ohh have I confused u lot

[Bagpuss]

Well I thought it was other way round women being offered macho advice and stick in.

So my big lie (of being a gal) went down drains - ohh have I confused u lot

Being a girl on CUK you have two well trodden options

1/ get a sexy avatar and flirt in TPD with assorted sexually frustrated nerds who you just know are knocking one out as they type with their free hand.

2/ post tripe on any subject, anything you are thinking about, fad diets, hen weekends, dilemmas, drug abuse, the less you know about the subject the more indignant you should be.

[PAH]

Well I thought it was other way round women being offered macho advice and stick in.

So my big lie (of being a gal) went down drains - ohh have I confused u lot

Reads like you went to AtW's school of English.

About time the mods put a limit on the number of IDs one person can have. One would be fine for me.

[Troll]

Be prepared for the CUK baptism of fire....

You will probably be asked some/all of the following:

• How can you prove you are a girl?
• Have you got a picture to upload?
• Can you make your picture your avvie?
• Can you show us your <snip>?
• Are you an AtW fembot?
• What are you wearing?
• Are you interested in geeks?
• Are you coming to the CUL northern do?

Wot e said & all the bits ferret deleted

[Ardesco]

I didn't know that was a bad word...

What is an acceptable phrase to describe the part of a woman that can be used for nursing ?

[Bod]

I didn't know that was a bad word...

What is an acceptable phrase to describe the part of a woman that can be used for nursing ?

Mammalian Protruberances

[lilelvis2000]

7 weeks. tried a few bids on jobs but not a sniff. No chance of getting a permie job....there arn't around here, unless you like driving delivery vans or opening boxes and then putting them on delivery vans.