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A website referencing a wlot's of folks who make Chico look like self styled atheist.

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    #11
    Originally posted by Captain Jack View Post
    No, he's thinking about me. Again.
    No heaven for either of you then
    Let us not forget EU open doors immigration benefits IT contractors more than anyone

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      #12
      A man can have sexual pleasure from a child as young as a baby. However he should not penetrate, sodomising the child is OK. If the man penetrates and damages the child then he should be responsible for her subsistence all her life. This girl, however does not count as one of his four permanent wives. The man will not be eligible to marry the girl's sister.
      I hope this is a spoof.
      Will work inside IR35. Or for food.

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        #13
        KettleWhistle, Israel Forum [Comments (183)] [2007-Mar-02]
        Anyone else notice the extreme tendency to capitalisation of words?
        It's Deja-vu all over again!

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          #14
          Originally posted by VectraMan View Post
          I hope this is a spoof.
          Apparently it was said by Ayatollah Khomeini in "Tahrirolvasyleh", fourth edition, Qum, Iran, 1990.

          Read this for other "wise teachings"
          http://www.prophetofdoom.net/Feedbac...pression.Islam

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            #15
            Originally posted by snaw View Post
            OK I know Chico isn't real, but lot's of these guys most certainly are.

            http://www.fstdt.com/fundies/top100.aspx?archive=1

            My personal favourite:

            I am a bit troubled. I believe my son has a girlfriend, because she left a dirty magazine with men in it under his bed. My son is only 16 and I really don't think he's ready to date yet. What's worse is that he's sneaking some girl to his room behind my back.
            Chortle, great find snaw. I don't think this lady has quite twigged that if her son's dirty magazine features men, he's probably sneaking guys into his room
            Work in the public sector? Read the IR35 FAQ here

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              #16
              Fantastic

              I can sum it all up in three words: Evolution is a lie

              JohnR7,


              I often debate with evolutionists because I believe that they are narrow mindedly and dogmatically accepting evolution without questioning it. I don't really care how God did what He did. I know He did it.

              TexasSky,

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                #17
                OK, own up - which one of you is Ned?

                TAXING VIOLATES GOD'S LAW, 'THOU SHALT NOT STEAL!" NOT ONLY IS IT SINFUL TO COLLECT OR RECEIVE TAXES, IT IS ALSO SINFUL TO WILLINGLY PAY TAXES!

                Ned, Jesus on Taxes Website [Comments (27)] [2008-Feb-06]
                Submitted by jsonitsac
                Hang on - there is actually a place called Cheddar?? - cailin maith

                Any forum is a collection of assorted weirdos, cranks and pervs - Board Game Geek

                That will be a simply fab time to catch up for a beer. - Tay

                Have you ever seen somebody lick the chutney spoon in an Indian Restaurant and put it back ? - Cyberghoul

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                  #18
                  Some of these must be spoofs. ( Or is it an American site? ).
                  Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

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                    #19
                    On the strength of this, I can see a CUK Vacation on the horizon... http://www.rr-bb.com/
                    The squint, the cocked eye and clenched first are the cornerstones of all Merseyside communication from birth to grave

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                      #20
                      This has got to be a site for a CUK day out
                      Rule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.

                      I preferred version 1!

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