If you were going to die how would you like to go?

[threaded]

I wonder what the stats are for how people die in this country.

What are the odds of it being in our sleep as opposed to a heart attack or other form where pain will be present for a noticable amount of time?

IIRC most people die on the loo.

[PAH]

IIRC most people die on the loo.

Yeah, after Elvis, I've stopped stuffing burgers down my neck all the time, and never over strain on the loo if it ain't happening naturally. Hence, so far no piles either!

[KathyWoolfe]

Depends on how you measure success

Success as in general success....and nop, it doesn't matter how you define success because each person defines success in their own way

[2uk]

Personally I would like to be having s*x with Kylie Minogue - then just as I get the vinegar strokes an Elephant sits on my a**e.

At my beach house in Florida , with my Lambo in the garage , my girlfriend ( 23 ) crying for me , and I am 101 yeas old.

[Lucifer Box]

How about a bouncy castle, all the fun of the skydive and then all the fun of a bouncy castle. What a roller-coaster day that would be!!!

I think that's what I said.

[DimPrawn]

Aged 85, with a nose full of Columbian marching powder, banging the end off some skanky arsed trunter.

[Lucifer Box]

Aged 85, with a nose full of Columbian marching powder, banging the end off some skanky arsed trunter.

Wouldn't you fancy doing something different for once on your last day on Earth?

[Diver]

If you were going to die how would you like to go?


Peacefully of course

[d000hg]

Repent on the way down.
Job done.
(Invoice is in the post)

The whole having to repent of every single thing is just balderdash anyway..

[PAH]

The whole having to repent of every single thing is just balderdash anyway..

Yeah just have them write an apology on your gravestone begging for forgiveness, along with "and I've got 10 million in a swiss bank account, details below", just to see if they're desperate enough to exume you.

Don't forget the "only joking" note in your back pocket, for one final laugh.