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 Seriously? I would have thought the last minute of descent would have been terrifying.Originally posted by realityhack View PostA parachute failure.Comment
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 Exhilarating.Originally posted by oracleslave View PostSeriously? I would have thought the last minute of descent would have been terrifying.  Comment
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 I want to die peacefully in my sleep.........like my grandad......and not screaming hysterically like all the passengers in his car!!“The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”Comment
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 On judgement day... just after God has come to earth and told me that I am going to heaven. Will make death a whole lot less of an annoyance. Be more like a commute.
 
 I better start working on making sure I do some good deeds....  Comment
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 I shouldn't worry. God made you a Kiwi, he probably figures you'll have suffered enough already to punish you further in the hereafter.Originally posted by tay View PostI better start working on making sure I do some good deeds.... “The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain” “The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”Comment
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 Sexual exhaustion in a swedish brothel. "Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife. "Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.Comment
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 That doesn't even rhymeOriginally posted by Peoplesoft bloke View PostSadly, it's not if, but when, however in the words of Roger McGough:
 
 Let me die a young man's death
 not a clean and inbetween
 the sheets holywater death
 not a famous-last-words
 peaceful out of breath death
 
 When I'm 73
 and in constant good tumour
 may I be mown down at dawn
 by a bright red sports car
 on my way home
 from an allnight party
 
 Or when I'm 91
 with silver hair
 and sitting in a barber's chair
 may rival gangsters
 with hamfisted tommyguns
 burst in and give me a short back and insides
 
 Or when I'm 104
 and banned from the Cavern
 may my mistress
 catching me in bed with her daughter
 and fearing for her son
 cut me up into little pieces
 and throw away every piece but one
 
 Let me die a young man's death
 not a free from sin tiptoe in
 candle wax and waning death
 not a curtains drawn by angels borne
 'what a nice way to go' death Blood in your poo Blood in your pooComment
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 Well assuming you were doing freefall and the parachute failed at say 3-5000ft (opening alt) you'd have about another 10-12 seoonds to learn to fly.Originally posted by oracleslave View PostSeriously? I would have thought the last minute of descent would have been terrifying.Comment
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