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If you were going to die how would you like to go?
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Originally posted by realityhack View PostA parachute failure.Comment
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Originally posted by oracleslave View PostSeriously? I would have thought the last minute of descent would have been terrifying.Comment
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I want to die peacefully in my sleep.........like my grandad......and not screaming hysterically like all the passengers in his car!!“The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”Comment
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On judgement day... just after God has come to earth and told me that I am going to heaven. Will make death a whole lot less of an annoyance. Be more like a commute.
I better start working on making sure I do some good deeds....Comment
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Originally posted by tay View PostI better start working on making sure I do some good deeds....“The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”Comment
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Sexual exhaustion in a swedish brothel."Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.Comment
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Originally posted by Peoplesoft bloke View PostSadly, it's not if, but when, however in the words of Roger McGough:
Let me die a young man's death
not a clean and inbetween
the sheets holywater death
not a famous-last-words
peaceful out of breath death
When I'm 73
and in constant good tumour
may I be mown down at dawn
by a bright red sports car
on my way home
from an allnight party
Or when I'm 91
with silver hair
and sitting in a barber's chair
may rival gangsters
with hamfisted tommyguns
burst in and give me a short back and insides
Or when I'm 104
and banned from the Cavern
may my mistress
catching me in bed with her daughter
and fearing for her son
cut me up into little pieces
and throw away every piece but one
Let me die a young man's death
not a free from sin tiptoe in
candle wax and waning death
not a curtains drawn by angels borne
'what a nice way to go' deathBlood in your pooComment
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Originally posted by oracleslave View PostSeriously? I would have thought the last minute of descent would have been terrifying.Comment
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