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Originally posted by bogeyman View PostYeah! sod off!
If I remember, you flounced off after a thread discussing picking one's nose, ironic given your id.Comment
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Originally posted by Chugnut View PostOn that note, you seem in a much better mood since you've returned BM.
If I remember, you flounced off after a thread discussing picking one's nose, ironic given your id.Feist - 1234. One camera, one take, no editing. Superb. How they did it
Feist - I Feel It All
Feist - The Bad In Each Other (Later With Jools Holland)Comment
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Originally posted by Chugnut View PostOn that note, you seem in a much better mood since you've returned BM.
If I remember, you flounced off after a thread discussing picking one's nose, ironic given your id.
You've come right out the other side of the forest of irony and ended up in the desert of wrong.
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Originally posted by PAH View PostHe meant to spell it "BoogeyMan" and has cringed ever since.
1) Look behind the sofa and gather up any loose change you find for a bus fare.
2) Take the bus from your sink estate to the nearest town (a town is a big place where lots of people live and work).
3) Locate a tall building. This could be a council dole office or a hospital - I'm sure you're familiar with them.
4) Use the lift or stairs to get to the top of the building.
5) Jump off - be careful not to land on any gawping bystanders.
Thank you.
You've come right out the other side of the forest of irony and ended up in the desert of wrong.
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Originally posted by bogeyman View PostSUGGESTION:
1) Look behind the sofa and gather up any loose change you find for a bus fare.
2) Take the bus from your sink estate to the nearest town (a town is a big place where lots of people live and work).
3) Locate a tall building. This could be a council dole office or a hospital - I'm sure your familiar with them.
4) Use the lift or stairs to get to the top of the building.
5) Jump off - be careful not to land on any gawping bystanders.
Thank you.
A brilliant post ruined by bad spelling.Comment
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Originally posted by monkeyboy View PostNice now all we need is Fiddleabout to return and mordacComment
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Originally posted by Churchill View Postyou're
A brilliant post ruined by bad spelling.
You've come right out the other side of the forest of irony and ended up in the desert of wrong.
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Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostIs andyw coming back?
I'm too young to remember him. He must have been a legend.
How do we know he's not already in here wearing a disguise?Eat Right, Exercise, Die Anyway.Comment
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