Viz-esque Top Tips !

[wobbegong]

No FO!

Avoid having to read thread-hijacking tosh from Lucy by simply placing her on your ignore list.

[ChimpMaster]

CONTRACTORS - increase your take home pay by opening a Ltd Co, paying yourself a small salary and taking the rest out as dividends. To really push the boat out, don't declare the dividends and enjoy enjoy enjoy!

[Bod]

Protect your new luxury contractor carpets by covering the entire surface with empty cereal boxes

[NickFitz]

Soil keeps better if you dip it in vinegar first.

[Lucifer Box]

Avoid having to read thread-hijacking tosh from Lucy by simply placing her on your ignore list.

It's certainly worked for me. I can highly recommend it.

[Bod]

It's certainly worked for me. I can highly recommend it.

Don't waste any unfinished bottles of Sunny Delight, simply boil it up with potato peelings and make your own marmalade.

[Lucifer Box]

Don't waste any unfinished bottles of Sunny Delight, simply boil it up with potato peelings and make your own marmalade.

Shhhh... don't give the game away.