Confession corner

[EternalOptimist]

It was me that put the fake turd in the sandwich carousel at GSK Dartford in 2003

[OrangeHopper]

Hey Goof, do you always have this affect on threads. Once in, straight out and don't need to do anything else.

By the way, do you remember when you ......., well, I went and ........

[gingerjedi]

I flooded the flat below me when I got up in the night and put a bath on and went back to sleep, his ceiling collapsed.

I've not drunk Stella since.

[PAH]

I once poo'd on the back steps of a church.

I did something fairly similar. I chucked a stink bomb into a 'place of religious worship'. They didn't even bat an eye. I suppose they saw it as a test of their faith, or the stink bomb was a dud.

Never felt bad about it though. Religion is a load of bollocks, otherwise god would have struck me down before now. Wimp. No wonder Scientology is a recognised word these days. I prefer the good old days of Looney Tunes myself.

[DimPrawn]

I once took an agent up the oxo tower and then ignored their calls.

Oops, wrong thread.

[Chugnut]

I found a poo on the back steps of my church. Some 35 year old lass has been terrorising the neighbourhood with this prank recently.

I wrapped it up in newspaper, put it on the door step of the nearest mosque, set fire to the paper, rang the bell, and hid around the corner. How I cackled when they tried to stamp the fire out.

I can't forgive myself, you'll have to do it. Ta.

[Clippy]

I did something fairly similar. I chucked a stink bomb into a 'place of religious worship'. They didn't even bat an eye. I suppose they saw it as a test of their faith, or the stink bomb was a dud.

Never felt bad about it though. Religion is a load of bollocks, otherwise god would have struck me down before now. Wimp. No wonder Scientology is a recognised word these days. I prefer the good old days of Looney Tunes myself.

I chucked a stink bomb in assembly when at secondary school.
I repeated the trick on the last day of term in the local McDonalds.

Oh, and I covered a mates lunch in fart powder once while he went to get his cutlery. Unfortunately, he saw me doing it but ate his lunch anyway.

Oh, and in my student days, I glued the locks shut (by covering them with 1p coins) on a tosspot Managers car. Found out the next day he had to use boiling water to get into the car. Tee Hee.

[BrilloPad]

I like to wear lingurie.

[beaker]

I like to wear lingurie.

linguine

[SallyAnne]

Holy carp.