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so did I. and she told me I was the only one...Originally posted by TimberWolf View PostI've had Internet sex with Liz Hurley (there are better pictures than that of her).
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I once poo'd on the back steps of a church.
I really dont know what I was thinking - I was only about 5, and didn't normally go to the toilet outside....it still haunts me to this day.
The "friends" I was with ran and told my nana what I'd done, she rang my mam....a very odd day ensued.
Not my finest moment..although I'd question why I was allowed out on my own at that age
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Originally posted by SallyAnne View PostI once poo'd on the back steps of a church.
I really dont know what I was thinking - I was only about 5, and didn't normally go to the toilet outside....it still haunts me to this day.
The "friends" I was with ran and told my nana what I'd done, she rang my mam....a very odd day ensued.
Not my finest moment..although I'd question why I was allowed out on my own at that age
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Holy carp.Originally posted by SallyAnne View PostI once poo'd on the back steps of a church.Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion.Comment
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No, that's what the Vicar did when he walked out of the church, slipped on SA's present and went flying down the stairs upside down.....Originally posted by Xenophon View PostHoly carp.Comment
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I'm just happy all the brain power I put into that wasn't wasted.Originally posted by oracleslave View PostI see what you've done there.
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At uni I used to get extra time for exams as I was a bit special. As well as extra time they used to put me in a room on my own with no one mointoring me
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