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    #21
    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    Start a thread entitled "Hail andyw" and you will be forgiven. go in peace.
    There's more..
    How fortunate for governments that the people they administer don't think

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      #22
      Originally posted by Churchill View Post
      It all depends on the size of your "norks"!
      Bazza gets caught
      Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

      CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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        #23
        Originally posted by Troll View Post
        There's more..
        we are all ears...

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          #24
          Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
          Is there anyone here NOT banned in a previous CUK existance?

          yes, me.
          It's Deja-vu all over again!

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            #25
            Originally posted by Troll View Post
            meeting

            PS How come you can get away with that avatar?
            Cheers.

            Mmmmm Liz Hurley mmmmmm mmmmmm mmmmmmm

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              #26
              Originally posted by KathyWoolfe View Post
              yes, me.

              you are a big girls blouse.

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                #27
                Originally posted by Troll View Post
                OK
                My central Heating programmer broke over Christmas - I went to B&Q bought a replacement and swapped the inner circuitry across to the old one... I then took the new one (with the old circuit) back for a refund

                Will I burn in Hell?
                I did that with the original Playstation, my first attempt to solder the chip that allows copies to run went a bit wrong so a cash purchase and return at Argos was my get out.

                Is that 2 sins?
                Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave Johnson

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                  #28
                  Originally posted by Bumfluff View Post
                  Cheers.

                  Mmmmm Liz Hurley mmmmmm mmmmmm mmmmmmm
                  I've had Internet sex with Liz Hurley (there are better pictures than that of her).

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                    #29
                    Originally posted by MrsGoof View Post
                    Confess all your Ills and I will endeavor to forgive them when I can be bothered to return to this thread
                    I plotted to destroy the Earth by crashing Halley's comet into it.

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                      #30
                      I have "pushed the envelope" in my dealings with HMRC
                      How fortunate for governments that the people they administer don't think

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