car parking in the back

[swamp]

Arsenal playing at home

Wish Arsenal were playing at home tonight.

I've just come back from Sh*te Hart Lane watching us lose 5-1 to Tottenham.

[Board Game Geek]

This should do the trick

SFW mostly (the site has a rude word in the URL)

[lilelvis2000]

Actually I was thinking of spreading bread crumbs on her car and letting the birds shat on it. I was thinking of doing this every week. Her car is black should look spectacular.

[DaveB]

Can of expanding foam filler up the exhaust pipe works a treat as well. Although then you have the problem that she can't move the thing at all

[Ardesco]

Can of expanding foam filler up the exhaust pipe works a treat as well. Although then you have the problem that she can't move the thing at all

Banana works well too

[Clippy]

Banana works well too

Get the fug 'outta here.

[NotAllThere]

Slash her tyres and pour paint stripper over the bonnet?

What car is it?

[SueEllen]

Actually I was thinking of spreading bread crumbs on her car and letting the birds shat on it. I was thinking of doing this every week. Her car is black should look spectacular.

Very envirnomentally friendly

If you put them on the roof the mess should run down the windows.

[Money Money Money]

Arsenal playing at home
Red mini in the driveway
etc etc

HTH

Shes got a mouse in!

[lilelvis2000]

Shes got a mouse in!

Wheel, optical or laser? How many buttons?