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Animal-human hybrid research approved

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    #11
    Originally posted by M_B View Post
    So everyone will be hung like a donkey in the future ?

    Only men I hope!
    It's Deja-vu all over again!

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      #12
      Originally posted by KathyWoolfe View Post
      Only men I hope!
      Well if you were hung like a donkey as well you could do away with men and keep yourself happy....

      The trick is in the placement

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        #13
        This isn't news it's been going on for years. People in Wales/Yorkshire/Australia and NZ have been busy trying to breed man-sheep animals using the same tried and trusted method.
        Rule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.

        I preferred version 1!

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          #14
          Originally posted by Bagpuss View Post
          From the Book of Dave by Will Self
          Have you read it?

          Not the best book I've ever read if I'm honest.

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            #15
            Originally posted by zeitghost
            Glad to see this latest Cunning Plan is proceeding so well...
            Don't mess it up.

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              #16
              Think they have been doing this experiment for years,
              just head to my local pub, there are loads of HEFA's about.

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                #17
                Originally posted by Pondlife View Post
                Have you read it?

                Not the best book I've ever read if I'm honest.
                I often get that feeling after reading Will Self.

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