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Animal-human hybrid research approved
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I'm certain it's not a good ideaHow fortunate for governments that the people they administer don't think -
ROFLMAOWhat we need now is Dr. Moreau to lend us his, "house of pain" in case any of this gets out of hand.
Jerome, Hunt Valley, MD / USA
Why not just merge a human and a jackal to create the anti-christ and be done with it.
Louis, Arlington, VA
Barbarous. Unspeakably vile. H.G. Wells' 'Island of Doctor Moreau' has become a reality. God help us all.
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This is a good thing. At last we can stop leaving evolution to chance.
Imagine you are developing a car. Would you keep adding bits, changing bits, and taking bits away in the showroom, until you get a buyer?Comment
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What do you mean the futureOriginally posted by M_B View PostSo everyone will be hung like a donkey in the future ?
Hard Brexit now!
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I wonder if some geek will breed horses with tiny todgers just so he can tell his girlfreind he is hung like a horse and then take her down to the stables to proove it...Comment
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Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion.Comment
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From the Book of Dave by Will SelfOriginally posted by beaker View Post
Rising sea levels have turned Britain into an archipelago. Small, isolated communities struggle with nature and ideology, their lives a harsh idyll mediated by the Book. The inhabitants of the tiny island of Ham grow wheat, harvest gulls' eggs from the stacks in the bay, and herd the moto, a genetically modified herbivore which exists somewhere at the intersection of pig, cow and two-year-old childThe court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.
But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”Comment
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