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Does anyone here actually do any work?
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Is this the one with the bint sitting opposite who keeps slipping her top off her shoulders at you?Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
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There was some speculation about whether milan had eveolved to potato level. We thought probably not.Originally posted by SallyAnne View PostWho's been talking about potatoes?
Where can I get in on that action?Hard Brexit now!
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That's digusting. I wash my bollox in there after that dirty sod has washed his feet.Originally posted by EqualOpportunities View PostWell I have a Muslim working for me and he insists on washing his feet in the hand sink before kneel-down time.
Are Muslims born this flexible, or do they train? Beaker?Comment
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I do some work
Mostly when not posting on here.....which is far less frequent than some I can mention
<looks at those with more posts than me>
It's Deja-vu all over again!
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It's a fair cop.Originally posted by TazMaN View PostI've often thought the same thing - some of you must be serious dossers.+50 Xeno Geek Points
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Originally posted by KathyWoolfe View PostI do some work
Mostly when not posting on here.....which is far less frequent than some I can mention
<looks at those with more posts than me>
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Originally posted by milanbenes View Postas was said earlier it's all about multitasking
Milan.
potato farming
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Forums like this dont get posted on by themselves you know and if people didnt post on forums where would that leave us?!?!
Not working indeed"I'm more of a warrior than you'll ever be. I believe in the class war. I believe in the battle of the sexes. I believe in my tribe. I believe in the righteous, inteligent clued-up section of society against the brain-dead moronic masses as well as the mediocre, soulless bourgeoisie. I believe in punk rock. In northern soul. In acid house. In mod. In rock and roll. I also believe in pre commercial righteous, rap and hip hop. Thats my manifesto"Comment
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Yep - that's the oneOriginally posted by BrowneIssue View PostIs this the one with the bint sitting opposite who keeps slipping her top off her shoulders at you?
According to Ardesco she's wants to snog meSi posse, recte, si non, quocumque modo remComment
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