• Visitors can check out the Forum FAQ by clicking this link. You have to register before you can post: click the REGISTER link above to proceed. To start viewing messages, select the forum that you want to visit from the selection below. View our Forum Privacy Policy.
  • Want to receive the latest contracting news and advice straight to your inbox? Sign up to the ContractorUK newsletter here. Every sign up will also be entered into a draw to WIN £100 Amazon vouchers!

You are not logged in or you do not have permission to access this page. This could be due to one of several reasons:

  • You are not logged in. If you are already registered, fill in the form below to log in, or follow the "Sign Up" link to register a new account.
  • You may not have sufficient privileges to access this page. Are you trying to edit someone else's post, access administrative features or some other privileged system?
  • If you are trying to post, the administrator may have disabled your account, or it may be awaiting activation.

Previously on "Does anyone here actually do any work?"

Collapse

  • Spacecadet
    replied
    Originally posted by Joe1978 View Post
    Forums like this dont get posted on by themselves you know and if people didnt post on forums where would that leave us?!?!
    Not working indeed
    Judging by the quality and frequency of some posters I suspect that some auto posting bots are in use

    Leave a comment:


  • alreadypacked
    replied
    Originally posted by Sockpuppet View Post
    I'd say its probably more developed than that.
    Morning SP your in early, what the weather like today? Trying to decide if I should go on jobserv or not

    Leave a comment:


  • Sockpuppet
    replied
    Originally posted by Bear View Post
    Yep - that's the one

    According to Ardesco she's wants to snog me
    I'd say its probably more developed than that.

    Leave a comment:


  • threaded
    replied
    Originally posted by beaker View Post
    Do any of you actually have any work to do today...?
    I pay other people to do the work for me.

    Leave a comment:


  • Sysman
    replied
    Originally posted by SallyAnne View Post
    Who's been talking about potatoes?

    Where can I get in on that action?
    I've a big bag of them here if you want to volunteer for peeling duty.

    Leave a comment:


  • Diver
    replied
    Real Contractors are paid for what they know, not what they do.

    Being is all that is required

    Leave a comment:


  • Diver
    replied
    Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
    That's digusting. I wash my bollox in there after that dirty sod has washed his feet.

    Leave a comment:


  • Denny
    replied
    Originally posted by Gordon Brown View Post
    I'm working hard to create a British job for every British worker.
    That's illegal.

    Leave a comment:


  • BrilloPad
    replied
    Originally posted by beaker View Post
    Surely this has been asked before but I'm on the bench and I'm struggling to keep up.

    Do any of you actually have any work to do today between discussing muslims, house prices and potatoes?

    Nope...

    Leave a comment:


  • DiscoStu
    replied
    Originally posted by Gordon Brown View Post
    I'm working hard to create a British job for every British worker.
    debt fuelled boom that will eventually end in tears

    Congratulations, you've succeeded.

    Leave a comment:


  • Bod
    replied
    Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post
    I have had the same thought many times. I have never been in a contract where I could possibly have kept up to date with a discussion forum during the day.

    I must be getting the wrong gigs!
    The public sector is your friend

    Leave a comment:


  • Gordon Brown
    replied
    I'm working hard to create a British job for every British worker.

    Leave a comment:


  • Bear
    replied
    Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post
    Is this the one with the bint sitting opposite who keeps slipping her top off her shoulders at you?
    Yep - that's the one

    According to Ardesco she's wants to snog me

    Leave a comment:


  • Joe1978
    replied
    Forums like this dont get posted on by themselves you know and if people didnt post on forums where would that leave us?!?!
    Not working indeed

    Leave a comment:


  • DiscoStu
    replied
    Originally posted by milanbenes View Post
    as was said earlier it's all about multitasking

    Milan.
    potato farming

    Leave a comment:

Working...
X