Does anyone here actually do any work?

[Gordon Brown]

I'm working hard to create a British job for every British worker.

[Bod]

I have had the same thought many times. I have never been in a contract where I could possibly have kept up to date with a discussion forum during the day.

I must be getting the wrong gigs!

The public sector is your friend

[DiscoStu]

I'm working hard to create a British job for every British worker.

debt fuelled boom that will eventually end in tears

Congratulations, you've succeeded.

[BrilloPad]

Surely this has been asked before but I'm on the bench and I'm struggling to keep up.

Do any of you actually have any work to do today between discussing muslims, house prices and potatoes?

Nope...

[Denny]

I'm working hard to create a British job for every British worker.

That's illegal.

[Diver]

That's digusting. I wash my bollox in there after that dirty sod has washed his feet.

[Diver]

Real Contractors are paid for what they know, not what they do.

Being is all that is required

[Sysman]

Who's been talking about potatoes?

Where can I get in on that action?

I've a big bag of them here if you want to volunteer for peeling duty.

[threaded]

Do any of you actually have any work to do today...?

I pay other people to do the work for me.

[Sockpuppet]

Yep - that's the one

According to Ardesco she's wants to snog me

I'd say its probably more developed than that.