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Originally posted by beaker View Post1 You start to look for smilies to add to your work e-mails and they aren't there!I've seen much of the rest of the world. It is brutal and cruel and dark, Rome is the light. -
3. You send an email to everyone in the company entitled "My Lunch"
4. You start all meetings with a poll including an AndyW option
5. The CIO asks you a perfectly reasonable question and you answer with
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6. You let everyone on the internet know what happens when you eat battered fish.Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard pointsComment
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Your new PM introduces themseves as Denny and you break out into a sweat and don't dare to refer to recruiters as 'agencies' just in case it's me.Comment
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Originally posted by Denny View PostYour new PM introduces themseves as Denny and you break out into a sweat and don't dare to refer to recruiters as 'agencies' just in case it's me.Comment
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you hear that the new pm's name is denny and you joyfully attempt to say agency as many times as possible in the "introduce yourself" round.Comment
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It's 19:27 on friday night and you feel the urge to post ...Hang on - there is actually a place called Cheddar?? - cailin maith
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That will be a simply fab time to catch up for a beer. - Tay
Have you ever seen somebody lick the chutney spoon in an Indian Restaurant and put it back ? - CyberghoulComment
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Originally posted by DS23 View Postyou hear that the new pm's name is denny and you joyfully attempt to say agency as many times as possible in the "introduce yourself" round.Comment
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