YOU are all godless heathens, tomato sauce goers on chips not vinegar or gravy.
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Bloody aussiesOriginally posted by tay View PostYOU are all godless heathens, tomato sauce goers on chips not vinegar or gravy.
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SA I feel we are soul twins. I always say 'put the salt and vinegar on the chips THEN put the mushy peas on'Originally posted by SallyAnne View PostWhile we're on the subject....a while back I went to the chippy and got fish and chips, and the guy put the fish on top of the chips, asked me if I wanted S&V (to which I obviously replied yes), then he proceded to coat the fish with S&V!!!!!!
What a fcugkin diptulip.
It comes to something when you cant even get decent, well trained chip shop staff in this country ffs
the tulippy head always says 'What'? as the peas cover the chips
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Then what did you expect? There are no decent chippies darn sarf.Originally posted by SallyAnne View PostI didn't get gravy - I was darn sarf at the time so it didn't seem appropriate
Skin left on indeed. Filthy animals.Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
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Chippy gravy is horrible. In the village I live in we only hive a Chinese chippy. So when I get fish and chips I get a pot of their curry sauce which I drink while I'm eating my fish and chips.Rule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.
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I hate to say it, but sometimes you need to shout. Right at them! In their faces if needs be!Originally posted by EternalOptimist View PostSA I feel we are soul twins. I always say 'put the salt and vinegar on the chips THEN put the mushy peas on'
the tulippy head always says 'What'? as the peas cover the chips
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We have to come together people!!!
We need to get the message accross!!!
WE WILL NOT TOLLERATE SHODDY CHIPMANSSHIP!!!The pope is a tard.Comment
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We put balsamic vinegar and sea salt on our pomme frites.Originally posted by BrowneIssue View PostThen what did you expect? There are no decent chippies darn sarf.
Skin left on indeed. Filthy animals.
Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave JohnsonComment
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That Harold Chipman - fkin nutcase he was. dont get me startedOriginally posted by SallyAnne View PostI hate to say it, but sometimes you need to shout. Right at them! In their faces if needs be!
We have to come together people!!!
We need to get the message accross!!!
WE WILL NOT TOLLERATE SHODDY CHIPMANSSHIP!!!
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If I were you I would worry less about the chip condiments and more about getting fish that isnt crap and taste like cardboard. Its an absoulte disgrace.WE WILL NOT TOLLERATE SHODDY CHIPMANSSHIP!!!Comment
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