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    #31
    Originally posted by tay View Post
    If I were you I would worry less about the chip condiments and more about getting fish that isnt carp and taste like cardboard. Its an absoulte disgrace.
    We generally do not eat carp in this country!!!
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      #32
      Originally posted by SallyAnne View Post
      Ahem....I know I always lower the tone, and I do apologise for that.....but does anyone else find that when they eat chip shop fish their, erm, private areas smell of it?

      I eat salmon all the time, and trout, and nice fresh tuna steak etc and I'm fine. But one bit of battered cod... Not sexy.
      Never noticed that SA, but when I have cheese I notice that my tub end comes out in sympathy. For my feet its got to be the gorgonzola










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        #33
        Originally posted by SallyAnne View Post
        Ahem....I know I always lower the tone, and I do apologise for that.....but does anyone else find that when they eat chip shop fish their, erm, private areas smell of it?

        I eat salmon all the time, and trout, and nice fresh tuna steak etc and I'm fine. But one bit of battered cod... Not sexy.
        Adam and Eve were sitting in the garden of eden when eve starting coming on to Adam.

        "Come on Adam" she said "How about a quickie? God won't know...".

        Adam tried to resist but eventually Eve got him so hot and bothered he just couldn't say no any more. After giving her a good seeing to he was resting under the apple tree when god appeared. "What have you done Adam??" said god.

        "I'm sorry lord" he said. "I tried to resist, but I just couldn't in the end."

        "I suppose I shall have to forgive you Adam" said god, "After all it was me who created you. I should have given you more willpower.... Where is Eve anyway?"

        "Oh she's washign herself in the river lord" said Adam.

        "She's what???" shouted God. "I'll never get the bloody smell out of the fish!!!!"

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          #34
          Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
          Never noticed that SA, but when I have cheese I notice that my tub end comes out in sympathy. For my feet its got to be the gorgonzola

          Ewwwww!
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            #35
            Originally posted by gingerjedi View Post
            Whats wrong with carp?
            They taste like goldfish.
            Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

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              #36
              Originally posted by Ardesco View Post
              Adam and Eve were sitting in the garden of eden when eve starting coming on to Adam.

              "Come on Adam" she said "How about a quickie? God won't know...".

              Adam tried to resist but eventually Eve got him so hot and bothered he just couldn't say no any more. After giving her a good seeing to he was resting under the apple tree when god appeared. "What have you done Adam??" said god.

              "I'm sorry lord" he said. "I tried to resist, but I just couldn't in the end."

              "I suppose I shall have to forgive you Adam" said god, "After all it was me who created you. I should have given you more willpower.... Where is Eve anyway?"

              "Oh she's washign herself in the river lord" said Adam.

              "She's what???" shouted God. "I'll never get the bloody smell out of the fish!!!!"
              Urgh - I know I started this, but can we stop talking about fishy smelling areas - it's putting me off my hot chocolate
              The pope is a tard.

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                #37
                Originally posted by SallyAnne View Post
                Urgh - I know I started this, but can we stop talking about fishy smelling areas - it's putting me off my hot chocolate
                I have a great million dollar idea, kipper flavoured hot chocolate. I will call it Hot-kipperlate in honor of SA










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                  #38
                  Originally posted by SallyAnne View Post
                  does anyone else find that when they eat chip shop fish their, erm, private areas smell of it?

                  I eat salmon all the time, and trout, and nice fresh tuna steak etc and I'm fine. But one bit of battered cod... Not sexy.
                  You have just answered so many questions for me...

                  All those years of correlated research I could have been doing.

                  "Excuse me miss, I'm doing a survey. Do you have a moment? Good. Would you care to step into this dark alleyway for a moment, this won't take long..."
                  Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

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                    #39
                    Get your own!

                    You never ever ask at the chippie for S & V on your F & C. Firstly it makes it soggy and secondly it is of inferior quality. Try using proper vinegar (made out of grapes, rather than the usual rubbish) and proper salt (from the sea, not from salt mines)

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                      #40
                      Originally posted by Dow Jones View Post
                      You never ever ask at the chippie for S & V on your F & C. Firstly it makes it soggy and secondly it is of inferior quality. Try using proper vinegar (made out of grapes, rather than the usual rubbish) and proper salt (from the sea, not from salt mines)
                      Grape vinegar and sea salt?!!!!

                      Are you high?!
                      Last edited by SallyAnne; 10 January 2008, 15:42.
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