Get Your Insults Here

[Francko]

Yours is a pathetic attempt at an insult. The capacity to insult is inversely proportional to IQ score.

An insult is just the last resort of someone who discovered he lost and can't do anything else about it. That or otherwise sasguru is really a misunderstood genius.

[Diver]

Do you still love nature, despite what it did to you?

[Diver]

Anyone in your family ever died right after saying, "Hey everyone watch this."

[Diver]

If you were my dog, I'd shave your butt and teach you to walk backwards.

[realityhack]

Morning, you bunch of ill-conceived miscreants!

[Ardesco]

Morning, you bunch of ill-conceived miscreants!

You're just jealous because your parents were desperatly trying not to conceive you because they had a good idea of how you would turn out!!!

[realityhack]

As ill conceived as I am, I'm still not as dense as you. You're so dense not even stupidity escapes you - the sun orbits around you.

[Ardesco]

As ill conceived as I am, I'm still not as dense as you. You're so dense not even stupidity escapes you - the sun orbits around you.

So i'm the centre of the universe... Aww thats so nice

[realityhack]

I, our friends, their pets and their pets' friends know you meant the solar system, so that's ok - apart from the billions of tonnes of space debris disappearing up yer bum every second, that might smart.

[Ardesco]

I, our friends, their pets and their pets' friends know you meant the solar system, so that's ok - apart from the billions of tonnes of space debris disappearing up yer bum every second, that might smart.

Well I do seem to be expanding every year... That's what the universe does isn't it....