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    #21
    She could send the plasterers round to my new house.

    Save me skimming it out. I've decided I'm too old for plastering now. I ache all over.
    Confusion is a natural state of being

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      #22







      Happy New Year Everyone
      Confusion is a natural state of being

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        #23
        Originally posted by EqualOpportunities View Post
        How old are you Bear? The only reason I ask is that I find Kylie a little old... No disrespect...
        How about Danni?

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          #24
          Originally posted by EqualOpportunities View Post
          How old are you Bear? The only reason I ask is that I find Kylie a little old... No disrespect...
          Yes, those age differences can be a problem.

          The love of my life is Rory Gilmore, a 21-year old living in Connecticut while attending Yale. (Though she had dropped out, the last time I checked.)

          Mainly because of the age difference, I reckon I haven't a chance with her.

          That she looks like a movie star and has a millionaire boyfriend, and I'm a slightly overweight man of very average attractiveness are in no way relevant.

          And as for the fact that she is a fictional character in an American TV series, well I completely fail to see how that would have any affect on my chances.

          I trust if you meet Kylie you will let her down gently. I know Rory would do the same for me.

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            #25
            kylie peaked in her denim dungeree years under the bonnet of a ute'

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              #26
              Originally posted by mailric View Post
              kylie peaked in her denim dungeree years under the bonnet of a ute'
              :O That sounds like an episode not to be missed!!

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                #27
                Originally posted by basshead View Post
                :O That sounds like an episode not to be missed!!
                lmao

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                  #28
                  my sister has 2 cats she let her teenage sons name - Kylie and Danni...

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                    #29
                    I’d service Kylie OBE and her sister (not the aforementioned cats), and Madonna too.

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