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TimberWolf replied

1 January 2008, 20:02
I’d service Kylie OBE and her sister (not the aforementioned cats), and Madonna too.
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BrilloPad replied

1 January 2008, 19:50
my sister has 2 cats she let her teenage sons name - Kylie and Danni...
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mailric replied

1 January 2008, 19:48
Originally posted by basshead View Post

:O That sounds like an episode not to be missed!!

lmao
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basshead replied

1 January 2008, 19:46
Originally posted by mailric View Post

kylie peaked in her denim dungeree years under the bonnet of a ute'

:O That sounds like an episode not to be missed!!
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mailric replied

1 January 2008, 19:26
kylie peaked in her denim dungeree years under the bonnet of a ute'
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IR35 Avoider replied

1 January 2008, 18:30
Originally posted by EqualOpportunities View Post

How old are you Bear? The only reason I ask is that I find Kylie a little old... No disrespect...

Yes, those age differences can be a problem.

The love of my life is Rory Gilmore, a 21-year old living in Connecticut while attending Yale. (Though she had dropped out, the last time I checked.)

Mainly because of the age difference, I reckon I haven't a chance with her.

That she looks like a movie star and has a millionaire boyfriend, and I'm a slightly overweight man of very average attractiveness are in no way relevant.

And as for the fact that she is a fictional character in an American TV series, well I completely fail to see how that would have any affect on my chances.

I trust if you meet Kylie you will let her down gently. I know Rory would do the same for me.
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TimberWolf replied

1 January 2008, 09:37
Originally posted by EqualOpportunities View Post

How old are you Bear? The only reason I ask is that I find Kylie a little old... No disrespect...

How about Danni?
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Diver replied

1 January 2008, 06:49
Happy New Year Everyone
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Diver replied

1 January 2008, 06:37
She could send the plasterers round to my new house.

Save me skimming it out. I've decided I'm too old for plastering now. I ache all over.
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EqualOpportunities replied

1 January 2008, 03:38
Originally posted by alreadypacked View Post

It's 9am here now (26 degrees), the builders have been at it since 7am. But the last blocks will be laid today, after that I just have to get plastered

I will take a photo and post it later.

Excellent news. Is it residential accommodation that you're having built?
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alreadypacked replied

1 January 2008, 03:33
Originally posted by EqualOpportunities View Post

Well thank you very much... How are things on the subcontinent?

It's 9am here now (26 degrees), the builders have been at it since 7am. But the last blocks will be laid today, after that I just have to get plastered

I will take a photo and post it later.
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EqualOpportunities replied

1 January 2008, 03:26
Originally posted by alreadypacked View Post

Happy Birthday

Well thank you very much... How are things on the subcontinent?
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alreadypacked replied

1 January 2008, 03:24
Originally posted by EqualOpportunities View Post

29 tomorrow...

Happy Birthday
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EqualOpportunities replied

1 January 2008, 02:20
Originally posted by Diver View Post

Oh Happy B'Day EO

Cheers Mate
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Diver replied

1 January 2008, 01:52
Originally posted by Bear View Post

I'm a Roman Catholic......

I thought your name was Mohamed
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