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Kylie

She could send the plasterers round to my new house.

Save me skimming it out. I've decided I'm too old for plastering now. I ache all over.
 
How old are you Bear? The only reason I ask is that I find Kylie a little old... No disrespect...

Yes, those age differences can be a problem.

The love of my life is Rory Gilmore, a 21-year old living in Connecticut while attending Yale. (Though she had dropped out, the last time I checked.)

Mainly because of the age difference, I reckon I haven't a chance with her.

That she looks like a movie star and has a millionaire boyfriend, and I'm a slightly overweight man of very average attractiveness are in no way relevant.

And as for the fact that she is a fictional character in an American TV series, well I completely fail to see how that would have any affect on my chances.

I trust if you meet Kylie you will let her down gently. I know Rory would do the same for me.
 

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