I have received:
A selection of speciality ales (4 bottles thereof);
A hip-flask (with related accoutrements, but nothing to put in it);
A wind-up torch which can also be used to recharge certain makes and models of mobile telephone (though not mine);
A memoir of childhood by Andrew Motion;
A mug with cartoon penguins on it;
£150 cash;
A pair of Marks and Spencer slippers, with the receipt tucked inside so I can exchange them.
Ho ho ho.
A selection of speciality ales (4 bottles thereof);
A hip-flask (with related accoutrements, but nothing to put in it);
A wind-up torch which can also be used to recharge certain makes and models of mobile telephone (though not mine);
A memoir of childhood by Andrew Motion;
A mug with cartoon penguins on it;
£150 cash;
A pair of Marks and Spencer slippers, with the receipt tucked inside so I can exchange them.
Ho ho ho.
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