Inpsired by another post - Ideas for new wii games

[DimPrawn]

Given the range of actions you can make with a wii controller, I would love to see the following games:

Stabitty Stab Stab - rampage through Parliament and stab you "favourite" MP's and Cabinet Ministers. Bonus for top Civil Servants disemboweled (sp?)

Squirrel Stomp - How many cute fluffy Squirrels can you mutilate before the Russian Squirrel Keeper gets you!

Willy ****** and Chocolate Factory - Contaminate as many vats for chocolate with your frenzied hand action.


I'm sure you guys will think of some more.

[SallyAnne]

"Die Druggie Die"

You could have various drugs flying round the screen, and you have to avoid them with all your strength, as if one even slightly touches you, you turn into the devil and explode!

Fun for all the family, with a valuable moral lesson too.

[Mr Crosby]

swim Muslim swim - a bit like taking your bronze proficiency test only with 2 controllers.

[Clippy]

Onward Christian Soldiers - Invade as many muslim countries as you can under the pretense of looking for WMD's. Bonus points are awarded for killing the country's Big Boss.

No Way Jose - You play Jose, a poor Mexican farmer. The aim of the game is to get Jose safely across the Mexican/US border whilst avoiding border patrol and their dogs, wild coyotes and illiterate US lynch mobs.

Slim Jim - Avoid the food being hurled at you by food-dodging Super Models with the aim of fitting into your wedding dress the night before the big day.

[Churchill]

Slim Jim - Avoid the food being hurled at you by food-dodging Super Models with the aim of fitting into your wedding dress the night before the big day.

"Slim Down Sally" - to the music of "Lay Down Sally" by Eric Clapton.

[Spacecadet]

hide the sausage - get your sausage in the hole, smaller the hole the bigger the bonus points

[MrRobin]

Tape changer 3000

Blank tapes come along on conveyor belts, servers fill them up. Use your hand eye coordination and time management cunning to ensure none fall over or any tapes are smashed on the floor. All whilst updating the library and CMDB.

One for Milan.

[realityhack]

Squirrel Stomp - How many cute fluffy Squirrels can you mutilate before the Russian Squirrel Keeper gets you!

Oi!


I'd like to get the European Parliament and US Congress add-ons for Stabitty-Stab-Stab please.

'Trample'
Beat a tramp with a copy of the Big Issue. Bonus points for amputation, and power up for smashing his wine bottle and glassing the 'altruistic' Chelsea girl kneeling next to him.

'Red Ken'
A variation on the classic darts game. Interrupt a political speech by London's vainglorious leader with a bullseye, a double or a treble in his eyes, mouth and throat respectively.

'Celebrity Squares'
See if you can fit famous celebrities into a series of small, square, perspex boxes. Stack your grotesquely contorted celebs, place known rivals next to each other and watch them gnash their teeth.

More to follow...

[Clippy]

AtW's Thread Wars - Post as many tripe posts as possible in a 24Hr period. Bonus levels involve dodging nuts hurled by squirrels. To win the game, you must beat Big Ben, by making the final carp post of the year, before he chimes in the New Year.

[SallyAnne]

Slim Jim - Avoid the food being hurled at you by food-dodging Super Models with the aim of fitting into your wedding dress the night before the big day.

"Slim Down Sally" - to the music of "Lay Down Sally" by Eric Clapton.

I really like this one!!

It could be a hit with the female market